Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
Kinky...?
Ali_Br_fml 33
I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and happy and... Was he singing that song as tried to slip them off?
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Comments (104)
Rawdawgg11 4
Need to lube those babies up!
spiritfang11237 16
why would underware be lubricated? just buy a bigger size preferably silky with a little lace ;)
MNBOY16 15
So did you put them on him?
upallnight11 19
I don't know, but maybe there's the slightest chance he put your underwear on by accident. You'll never know!
upallnight11 19
He literally got his panties in a twist
jem970 19
If he wants to wear panties fine, more power to him. But he should go buy his own. For all we know they could have been Victoria secret panties and anyone who shops there knows that ***** expensive. I would have a problem if he stole my underwear and then ruined them. FYL OP.
flamy676 9
She could turn it into a win win situation and make him buy her new ones! Hell maybe that's what he wanted! To watch her model some new panties for him.
RedD12 3
I've noticed this a lot on FML lately -.-
Amizee 12
Kinky??
Thestem 6
who looked better in them?
iB_fml 8
I'd love to know the story behind this one
DaisyDanger 7
I am betting that he did it as a joke rather than because he likes ladies undergarments. In a "look what I've got on babe" for a laugh and they got stuck. Men do odd things sometimes and women get offended and think that he is messed up. What the world needs is more women who aren't afraid to laugh.
Hammer01 8
You should be more open....then he wouldn't have to rip them off!!