A for effort

By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
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U_idiot 1
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FYL because your boyfriend accidentally bit your leg? I wouldn't want to be around when some terrible/FML worthy actually happens to you.

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Ah well? A little nibble doesn't hurt so bad. At least he tried.

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Ah well? A little nibble doesn't hurt so bad. At least he tried.

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Clare420 0
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This isn't an FML. I like it when my boyfriend bites me(;

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MarisaCB 16
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God, my boyfriend did that. Hurts a lot when they completely miss.

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lrb081 0
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If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of her nose?

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Raynuh 0
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hahaha

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reapfml 0
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So are you into Twilight?

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U_idiot 1
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FYL because your boyfriend accidentally bit your leg? I wouldn't want to be around when some terrible/FML worthy actually happens to you.

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AKBIGCAL 0
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my gf considers dat foreplay... haha

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epaisseur 0
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my bf usually bites on purpose, hehe. but yeah you need to get out more. this is in no way an fml.

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oxrox 0
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How is THAT sexy?

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99MDC 0
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Not an fml. Stop being a whiner. If you want your boyfriend to do things like that you have to overlook things like biting. I hope you didn't freak at him, and if you did, don't expect the relationship to last long

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perdix 29
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Back in my day, we'd call that a hickey.

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Rota 0
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HOW THE FUCK DID THIS PASS MODERATION?!

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RachelTM 0
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We have a twisted sense of humor. ;-)

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