Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
TheOtherNewest1 6
On the upside, he got it half-right...
Darcon 8
I like trains.
wlddog 14
I am a love AND a fighter. My wife married me because I promised to love ONLY her and protect her. A marrage without sex is wasteful but sex without marrage is dangerous and hurtful. Hippies gave out free love all the time. They also handed acid trips to their kids and ran around their camps naked. They refused to live by any form of decency. That's why they stank, had STD's,lice, couldn't keep a job, and we're used as an insult for all of humanity to avoid. They took one or two interesting ideas and then removed morality. Now I'm getting off track. No reason to plan on having sex before marrage. I understand we are human and will make mistakes, but you should not even be dating anyone unless you are willing to marry them. As pointed out before. There all different levels of love. Friends, family, I love my kids, I even love my fellow man a little bit. But applying sex to any form of love outside of marrage is always a bad idea.
zmoney2121 6
Hes a douche
TazInYourPantz 13
Well, if that's his philosophy, that's fine, innit?
forever_born 6
Girl dump that dumbass
readingman 0
Fag
superfluffy 1
doesn't matter had sex
brandesway 0
Know how you feel.. My significant other seems to think the same way..
jwebster 8
Why is this person still a significant other.
groupleader 7
Shouldn't matter, had sex