Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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Top comments
bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
smileygirl1201 0
Dump his sorry ass? ;) love is more important then sex. And if my boy friend did that he be dead
fakech0w 4
Seems legit.
badactor009 0
You have expectations he is not willing to live up to. Now you know. Here's the deal. This is not about who he screwed. It is not about the importance of love vs. sex. He knew having sex with other would hurt you and he did it anyway. This won't get any better either. He wont change, he will try not to get caught. You know what to do.
jesacia 0
im sorry that happened to me as well but now the girl is preganet
159_fml 17
If I were you I'd have sex with other men see how he likes it
day624 14
It is kind of required, its part of the package...it happens naturally UNLESS someone IS asexual dont you think?
inomcocks 0
Lol your probably bad in bed
hateevryone 15
Get rid of him.
aislinnrose 0
u could do so much better then him
ThermiteKitten 8
I don't see the problem, as long as he isn't in love with anybody else but you. To most guys, sex is just a physical thing, like pooping or eating. You're okay if he poops in someone else's garden, right?