By Shuttie - 18/01/2013 12:55 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML
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Next time, rehearse it silently, in your head, so no one hears you. I bet you were embarrassed!

Why would you want to risk spoiling a bunch of peoples mood at a party just to ''have a go'' at your ex? You should change your attitude, no one likes an attention seeker. If you don't, you are bound to have a few more exes in the future.

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Next time, rehearse it silently, in your head, so no one hears you. I bet you were embarrassed!

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47, he's her ex.... I think you missed it completely.

47, that's what I'm thinking...

47 - Feel that breeze...?

47- read the fml again.

That's why it's best to enjoy yourself for a while then let the liquor do the talking

This relationship sounds so dysfunctional already. Passive-aggressive behaviour, no real resolution to problems, lack of communication, cheating, presumptions. ALl the makings for a bad future. Why don't you guys talk this out?

They broke up. No point now, she's just holding a grudge.

Woops, completely missed that. Feel free to rehearse how you guys will have a go at me big time.

Man that Pleonasm guy never reads the stories right, always putting funny comments making me look bad. I just want to thumb down all his comments. *look back* Oh uh hey Pleo I was just joking man...

Wouldn't have said it better Castillo. Don't get me started with that crusty hair and mustache. ughhhhh, sometimes I just wanna get scissors and cho......he's right behind me isn't he? I...I'll just excuse my self out.

I think Head n Shoulders can fix crusty....

Nope, that one might need some CLR... Hope Pleonasm didn't hear that.

1. Manti Te'o's girlfriend? 2. Lance Armstrong? 3. "Fiscal" Cliff? (He's gotten a lot less face time since the government fix their money problems.) These are my guesses. OP, am I right and what is my prize?

You'd have to have some balls to talk about Lance Armstrong behind his back, that guys pretty dope. Oh. No. I. Didn't.

#9, you'd just have to have one to keep it fair ;)

Whenever you are feeling down about your lives just think to yourself, "Lance Armstrong and I have the same amount of Tour de France titles."

Did you have a twix bar by chance?

After hearing that, he ex probably had some snickers.

You can't rehearse things in your head?

which is why i always rehearse my conversations in my head

Or in the shower.

I do something else in the shower.

Singing in shower to Billy Squire's "The Stroke"?

@29 Clean soapscum off the walls? Refluff loofas? Adjust the temperature and angle of the spray?

Why would you want to risk spoiling a bunch of peoples mood at a party just to ''have a go'' at your ex? You should change your attitude, no one likes an attention seeker. If you don't, you are bound to have a few more exes in the future.

I agree. There's always that one girl at a party that needs attention and starts drama. He's her ex. She needs to get over him.

I give up. Who was walking right behind you and heard it all? Your therapist?

Jesus? eh... what would he do anyways?

That's when you just punch him in the face and run! Jk! Don't think both scenarios would have made you feel any better. The real revenge is moving on and finding someone else who treats you right.