Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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Top comments
bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
Cojangles 1
Could be worse? Ah who am I kidding FYL.
lalamike25 0
Revenge! Stick your penis in other people too
leviosarain91 0
Wow! This guy doesn't deserve you!
inferiarmy 0
He's single now, right?
TylerDirty 15
lol was he serious?
MerrikBarbarian 9
Long as he is safe about it and keeps things open... I'd find this totally fine. However I've been in poly relationships for years. It's a bit more work, but it's nice being able to talk to a bf or gf about a hot girl or guy you are going on a date with- and having them be excited with you, and you for them too. That said- all parties need to agree to a poly relationship and the rules. Op's bf can't just expect her to be on board with it and do what he wants
ifeelcheated 0
Well show that man that slaps hurt more then love
TColby 12
I had a girlfriend who thought like that once. She broke up with me because she knew I didn't like it.
price45 1
Hes not worth it. If hes gunna go do that tthen you can find someone better that will appreceate your love!!
CH723 0
You're stupid. Why? People don't have to love each other for sex. Love IS more meaningful than sex, and if you begin to argue that, you're full blown retarded. End of story.
runnamuk 6
You're stupid. Why? Because you don't recognize that this fml isn't an argument about whether or not love is more important than sex. Instead, the fml is about the logically leap where her partner deduces that, because he still loves her and not anyone else, it is therefore alright for him to sleep around. End of story.