Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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Top comments
bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
Calyx_fml 22
Love is more meaningful than sex; and he loves sex.
elinachka 7
That sucks :3
randomstudios 0
What reason is there for monogamy, apart from it being the norm in society?
Stitch720 1
I wonder if he would feel the same way if the roles were reversed?
peachy36 3
My fiance told me the same thing because he saw ur post. Now he thinks its true. Great.
Firuzzy 10
Dump the dumbass.
dennistownsendjr 3
Wow!
kenzie20 6
If he loved you he would have no desire to stick his penis in anyone else. Cut your losses and move on.
rudikk99 2
It's so do so normal not to be stupid/ jealous !!! What's wrong With Author and with you people????
klovemachine 24
Cheating is cheating...period!