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If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>

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she actually dropped you for ten bucks? wooow that's just sad she probably thought she could get some ass anywhere but not ten bucks!!

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I think the girlfriend is a cheap ass. Her boyfriend was worth less than ten bucks to her. But maybe she just knew she could do better. Op should have counter offered with 12$.

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at least he offered her money, some parents make their kids break their relationship off fo free lol

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Are you having a stroke? #25, I agree. Unless he didn't have $11, in which case I don't blame her for ditching him! Jk. >_>

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YDI for your girlfriend's dad offering her $10 to stop talking to you, and now you don't have a girlfriend.

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39 I guess I did better then, I said $11. Rubbish, it should be $10.25 Intoxicunt (don't know your name, sorry) if OP didn't have 11 bucks to convince her to stay FHL. 'Today my girlfriends dad paid her $10 to leave me, she said she'd stay if I gave her $11. Guess who got dumped?FML'

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#54 Ahaha. I think that would be an even better one. That would suck. Oh and my name is... Well, it's the name of a US city. :)

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63- I don't know many American cities. I don't live in USA and we don't learn much about it. Unless your name is like LA or Boston, I fail.

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City, not state! D: And yes, it's Salt Lake. You got me. That or San Francisco. Hint: It's not Salem, even though I like that name. It's in the South, and it's a common name in English.

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she probably didnt like u much to begin with and was gunna dump u and decided to get 10 bucks out of it.

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Intoxicunt, I have a few names that come to mind. -Savannah -Elizabeth -Charlotte -Alexandria or -Aurora Any of those right?

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Sean, nope, it's a girl's name. FFML WINS! Very first guess, too. Although, I'd like the name Aurora too. But yep, I'm Savannah. ^_^

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Numnutz. You should have told her old man you would dump her for $5. After getting your cash, then told him she was a lousy screw anyway.

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I was leaning towards Savannah or Aurora. Lol, it's a pretty easy guess, you guys just don't know your cities! :P BTW, @5 the dad isn't the cheap one here, the girlfriend is. The boyfriend is even cheaper, because he couldn't muster up the dough to buy her back.

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"Jungle", lol. Or "Swamp". Actually, my middle name means the same thing as my first name. And I was almost named Augusta, but my mom realized her grandfather was born in Savannah instead. :)

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#11 is right. He's NOT worth $10, or else she would've rejected the $10 to be with him. So he is worth less than that. $10 is obviously worth more than him.

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I agree with 85 and 88 they have to be young for ten dollars to mean that much. that or she was going to leave you anyways

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illmatic2 please tell me that's a flaming bag of shit your holding in your pic ps. Op suck shit 10 bucks and your gone you must've been awesome

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lol why would I be holding a flaming ball of shit? It's just an old t-shirt soaked in lighter fluid.

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I love making those with cotton balls, and throwing them at people. To the OP - Wow. all she had to do was stop talking to you. She must have really hated you, because she dumped you too without asking for more money.

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