By ameliaruth09 - 22/01/2015 22:36 - United States - Milford

Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML
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Pingvinai 37

Weaponize your voice against your enemies.

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howard007 18

I think the baby is suggesting singing classes

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Pingvinai 37

Weaponize your voice against your enemies.

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Enslaved 36

"Muad'Dib" "Father!.... father, the sleeper has awakened!"

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BBeffedmylife 28

Just wait until he starts talking.. I was singing to my 2 year old the other day and she straight up said "No, stop it!"

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MrsDruidess 23

actually I bet it was the milk thay wasn't his favorite anymore. Judging by the timing (7 months) her period might be back and that changes the taste. It is really common to have feeding issues like pulling off at that age. Mine did it at 4 months and 5 months, it passes but really sucks for momma.

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howard007 18

I think the baby is suggesting singing classes

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Nickb55 16

It's okay. Babies are so stupid they can't even do math.

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MrSassypants 33

They figure out complex equations that scientists today can't figure out. They can't talk though so we will never know what those equations are.

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Jmgonzo 10

Why so many down votes? People here need to learn to take a joke.

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photographer49 22

#20 We got that it was a joke, it just wasn't funny.

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squarecircles 13

Well I thought is was funny though I admit my humour ain't for everyone ;P

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rhysfucker 24

"Do you want to drink some breast milk? It doesn't have to be breast milk."

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lexa1love 16

Mom really needs to learn to let it go...

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jojimugo 20

And lazy too, all they do is sleep

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squarecircles 13

Yeah. No manners.

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cadillacgal79 32

And they mooch off of you for food....little bastards.....

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sturschaedel 27

He is probably entering the phase where he is easily distracted from nursing. He will most likely need quiet feeding time for a while.

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BlondePsycho 43

I guess hes not a fan of live music with dinner

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wvcheesehead 13

In the words of Shemp Howard, to help your voice you should gargle with old razor blades. Actually your voice is probably fine, it was probably a change the baby did not want.

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