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Oddly specific

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 04:00

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Today, I overheard my girlfriend admit to her sister she likes sex in the dark not because she’s embarrassed of her body, but because she’s disgusted by mine. She loves me, enjoys sex with me, and wants to make me happy, but apparently my tattoos and hairy chest are a turn off, so no lights. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 05:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML

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Hairy situation

By Anonymous - 12/02/2022 10:00

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Today, I overheard my wife tell her sister how much she hates how hairy I’ve become since becoming middle-aged, and can barely bring herself to touch me when I’m naked. First I’m hearing of it, and I’d have waxed if she asked me to, but instead she bitches to her sister and humiliates me. I’m so done. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 14:00

Today, my wife informed me that she hates having sex with me, and only married me because I was dark, trim, and handsome, but now I'm just gray, fat, and soon to be single. FML

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By sadgf - 29/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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By audied - 04/01/2010 21:26 - United States

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Today, I noticed the woman I've been sleeping with for over 2 years never lets me see her naked during sex. I confronted her about it and she replied, "I don't care if you see me naked. I was just leaving the lights off the whole time so I don't have to see you naked." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

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By Ignitingmylightsaber - 18/10/2009 11:29 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

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By teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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Body issues

By ashamed - 09/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me showering in the dark. When he asked why, I just told him it’s more relaxing for me. Truth is, after losing 120 lbs, I’m so disgusted by the look of my sagging skin that I can’t bear to see myself naked anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

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Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 June 2022 6:31

Wear a t-shirt to bed. Cheaper and less painful than a chest wax and tattoo removal.

wysegirl 24

Monday 27 June 2022 15:04

I mean she loves you for more than your body. Not everyone is about looks

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 June 2022 6:31

Wear a t-shirt to bed. Cheaper and less painful than a chest wax and tattoo removal.

wysegirl 24

Monday 27 June 2022 15:04

I mean she loves you for more than your body. Not everyone is about looks

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 4 July 2022 3:54

There are ways to fix both of those issues. Remove the tattoos and shave your chest. Done.

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