Oddly specific

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 04:00

Spicy
Today, I overheard my girlfriend admit to her sister she likes sex in the dark not because she’s embarrassed of her body, but because she’s disgusted by mine. She loves me, enjoys sex with me, and wants to make me happy, but apparently my tattoos and hairy chest are a turn off, so no lights. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 536
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Wear a t-shirt to bed. Cheaper and less painful than a chest wax and tattoo removal.

wysegirl 24

I mean she loves you for more than your body. Not everyone is about looks

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Wear a t-shirt to bed. Cheaper and less painful than a chest wax and tattoo removal.

wysegirl 24

I mean she loves you for more than your body. Not everyone is about looks

There are ways to fix both of those issues. Remove the tattoos and shave your chest. Done.