Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Top comments
LizetteBerenice 22
Asshole
Wizardo 33
The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...
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Comments (210)
mkcherry 14
Dump him. Not because he doesnt want to (though that's reaaaaally sad an unfortunate for you) but because he's selfish and inconsiderate. If you don't want to give it don't expect it.
InTheMagic 3
Totally agree each to their own though
ViviMage 39
Pot calling the kettle black there! If it's hairy make a dental dam out of a cut up condom!
jonbear17 13
Let him know girls don't pee out of their ******. I know a lot of guys that won't go down on girls because they think they pee out of there.
Sheepboy 12
Perhaps he is gay? I can never understand a man who doesn't doesn't want to do that to a girl!
Sarairwin49 22
I can relate..so sorry op :/
jwileh 3
I would have done it lol its only right to give and receive
Animekid126 13
To be fair you're not licking juices that come from the inside of someones body. But that is pretty double standard
tika12991 15
Where do you think **** and pre-**** comes from? Pretty sure that's created inside the body... :-P
pesukarchu 11
And in addition to what #196 said: at least you don't have to worry about gag reflex and taking more than you can handle.
xoteeshaox 22
thats totally not fair!!;
lilredheadbeauty 7
My Husband Would Rather Go Down On Me than me giving him a ********. He likes Satisfying. Instead Of Hearing " Give Me A ******** " he'll just go down on me randomly. but op I'm sorry.