Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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LizetteBerenice 22
Asshole
Wizardo 33
The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...
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Comments (210)
themetalstickman 19
What a ****
amp2394 2
Did you say, "No that's disgusting."??
Cjmonkeyboy12 4
I'd just like to point out that he's not lying most guys do find it disgusting because unlike men women cant exactly control their bodily fluids and its a lot more sloppy.. it was still selfish of him to say no however...
brat0064 17
When was the time you went down on a man because they don't control all that much in the way of bodily fluids and let's just say it's never been confused with smelling like a rose garden ...that said, the issue isn't that he didn't want to do it but rather that he expected her to do for him what he wouldn't do for her. So on top of being tactless he is also selfish.
itooamscrewed 10
So because women get wet they're grosser? You've clearly never gotten your nose in a taint before. Mmm, sweaty vinegar covered feet! It complements the pre-cum and cum so nicely.
HanBroman 20
I absolutely hate having my boyfriend go down on me but he likes doing it to me A LOT. to the point where I will reluctantly let him do it because its a major turn on for him. super gross to me though
withasmile 3
Guys who won't go down are generally bad, selfish and all around boring lovers. Dump him. Here's a tip and it's sexy - if anyone's worried about freshness - your own or theirs - whisper in their ear to 'join me in the shower.' If a little grooming is called for - it's very sexy to shave and play. The key to good sex, keep it fun, keep it creative, negativity has zero place in the bed room - kills the drive like nothing else.
taylorlegg1 9
I have this problem except the opposite way I love to go down on her even go as far as to make her cum but she "can't" do it to me because it's nasty
Cilg1244 17
Your name fits this FML perfectly. L
cutierawrz 14
That's when you reply "no that's disgusting"
Monika444 1
Move on, girlfriend. There are billions of fish in the sea.
Matrix_Redeemer 6
No. There aren't.
davincidasecond 24
Yeah, there are.
DylanHasClass 17
Missing out on the best part guy