Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing for 5 months over. We got some chicken nuggets, but didn’t eat because he stripped my clothes off and we started having sex. Out of nowhere, he said, "I can’t do this!" and left. He took the chicken nuggets with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, my girlfriend was cooking dinner. To my horror, she took the chicken out and immediately began scrubbing it with dish soap. When I asked what the hell she was doing, she stared at me like I was insane. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
Ba-Da-bababa, He's lovin it.
Leftspoke 6
The things we do for love lol
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Comments (135)
carmel1110 12
I don't know what you're complaining about it sounds awesome.
perdix 29
What a freak! Any normal guy would want you to take a chicken nugget bath totally naked!
s15c 9
I couldn't help but think, "Why in a bikini?" when I read it.
Life_is_FML 22
Why in a bikini? Believe me, there are certain places seasoning should NEVER go. A sandy vajayjay isn't very sexy.
Kc1001 14
Yes!
Futacy 29
I guess now all those strange times at McDonald's all make sense. His deep, seductive stare into every child's happy meal. His sweaty hands. The intensity heightened every time he glances into the kitchen, waiting, until he finally takes intimate pleasure in the phrase announced by the cashier, "Order up." Mmmmm
superpoptart 24
I felt dirty reading this.
b_rizo 6
it made me hungry
Crazynopantsman 11
That's a rather expensive fetish
hannaaaahr 33
Having her bathe in caviar, that would be expensive.
RpiesSPIES 27
And that... is how mermaids are born.
s15c 9
Assuming McDonalds nuggets in an average sized bathtub, with an 18 inch deep amount of nuggets, you'll pay approximately $2425 for all the nuggets. Roughly 9700 nuggets.
CareFace 16
You have to include body to nugget displacement, unless he wants the bath over flowing with nuggets... Never mind, carry on..
Catkam623 27
I accounted for body displacement.
zandalee 19
81. I bet you did, dirty bugga
sugarshane007 20
Ronald McDonald and bikinis. Sounds like a match made in heaven!
Steve95401 49
What kind of dipping sauce does he want to use?
perdix 29
#19, I think he plans to personally supply the Special Sauce. ;)
sugarshane007 20
Everyone knows that chicken nuggets are best when dipped in gravy.
zandalee 19
No not gravy... It's that white creamy sauce... What's it called...? It's right on the tip of my tongue...
dr_snow_bear 29
Meh. This is strange but pretty tame. Call me when he can only get off by dressing you in a boy scout uniform and throwing rice pudding at his junk.
jem970 19
What the actual ****?! O.o
cmb8280 24
LMFAO For the win
Cygnus_fml 10
I don't understand, doesn't everyone want to do this?
kawaiisakura 12
Not everybody...I'm a vegetarian and it seems far from fun...I probably wouldn't have done this even when I did eat meat....
Jenn50 19
It could be loads worse! At least you figure into his fantasy. Unless you're a vegetarian, where's the harm?
lolita88_fml 27
I'd be quite happy with this. I love chicken nuggets. But if you do indulge in his fantasy, for the love of blog, do NOT let him pour fresh-out-of-the-fryer nuggets on you because the oil will BURN. I personally prefer Supermacs nuggets to McDonald's. They're covered in breadcrumbs instead of that weird, flour-skin-like substance. They have a better bite too. But meh. ..I want nuggets now..