By Anon - 27/6/2018 20:30

Not the nuggets!

Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing for 5 months over. We got some chicken nuggets, but didn’t eat because he stripped my clothes off and we started having sex. Out of nowhere, he said, "I can’t do this!" and left. He took the chicken nuggets with him. FML
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By  ezrajab  |  22

Wam bam thank you mam? Pretty terrible imho

By  Zekfen  |  17

He did you a favor. The biggest where probably gross and soggy by that time.

Honestly though, he must be gay. No straight guy is going to put in 5 months and then finally get to the end goal and quit halfway in. Sorry you wasted your time.

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  PenguinPal3017  |  19

It never implied that this was their first time.