Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing for 5 months over. We got some chicken nuggets, but didn’t eat because he stripped my clothes off and we started having sex. Out of nowhere, he said, "I can’t do this!" and left. He took the chicken nuggets with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, my girlfriend was cooking dinner. To my horror, she took the chicken out and immediately began scrubbing it with dish soap. When I asked what the hell she was doing, she stared at me like I was insane. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
Ba-Da-bababa, He's lovin it.
Leftspoke 6
The things we do for love lol
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Comments (135)
SinfulEnd 20
As long as he's paying, I don't see the problem! I mean, all you can eat chicken nuggets?! whats the worst that can happen? you'll lay an egg?
nooshGol 15
Of the 7 billion people in this world, you're with the guy that has a nugget fetish. Hang in there OP, just hang in there.
ironik69 31
Stong back (not referring to ass, but actual back) and those extra teeth (like almost fang like.) Don't judge me!!! LMFAO
wvcheesehead1 9
Run like hell and warn everyone. It is your responsibility to stop him before he can reproduce. Imagine him one day taking the kids out for a happy meal and having to jack it in the mclobby.
jojo52 4
Thats hardcore.
djxerxes9000 18
You are Mclovin!
SaintJimmyxx 8
sexy. heheh.
amifaiyaz 12
but..but they're scratchy. ._.
thosedogtags 8
It could be worse OP! Just think... There are people in this world who get off on f*cking sheeps/children/dead women. Now THAT is terrible and disgusting, chicken nuggets? Not so much.
kawaiisakura 12
Also people who get of on crushing. It's when girls wear high heels and crush the heel in live kittens and puppies...it's a sight that ill never unsee...it's sick as hell...and the only reason I know is i had to do an animal abuse project for a vet class....
thosedogtags 8
That's terrible! I'm sorry you had to witness such an atrocity.
tararochelle 18
If you want to be with him, I guess indulge his fetish?? If someone finds a person to do something as crazy as that.. He'd be nuts to leave you! Lol. Good luck.