Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing for 5 months over. We got some chicken nuggets, but didn’t eat because he stripped my clothes off and we started having sex. Out of nowhere, he said, "I can’t do this!" and left. He took the chicken nuggets with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, my girlfriend was cooking dinner. To my horror, she took the chicken out and immediately began scrubbing it with dish soap. When I asked what the hell she was doing, she stared at me like I was insane. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
Ba-Da-bababa, He's lovin it.
Leftspoke 6
The things we do for love lol
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Comments (135)
Epikouros 31
It would be more economical to put chicken nuggets inside of you rather than to bathe you in the nuggets. Just remember to douche afterwards (while he's eating the nuggets).
b_rizo 6
that is disgusting. most disgusting is funny, yours however is creepy
imvee5599 7
OMG O.P! There's a guy in my class who had a huge chicken thing but now it's with the show My Little Pony! So weird since he says it's hot and it turns him.Iwas wonder are there other people like him? Well,you just answered that for me :)
KSlocum 5
That would be a Bronie. There are loads of them.... OP - that's definitely a little creepy. But at least you take his fantasies into consideration.
d4m4s74 12
That guy isn't a brony, that guy is a freak who wants to $#@& ponies. Otherwise known as a clopper. Anyway. Why chicken or ponies? Why not both? (that guy must love Scootaloo)
PenguinBitch 43
"Oh yeahhhh. Mmmm dump those chicken breast all over my sauce. Oh I love those nuggets..oh wait..chicken tenders from Carl's Jr!? Oh no that's too much..ohhh bite those tenders hard!!!" You have a weird boyfriend OP.
KingDead 18
Improve! Make it a murder scene and pour ketchup all over them while you shove some down your throat. Maybe he's also into that.. If I were you, I'd have some fun with it.
KingDead 18
Improv*
Schiffy 18
There's...... worse out there.
Spazz420 7
Demand gallons of sweet n sour sauce!!
Wizardo 33
He wants you writhing around in them horse meat mcnuggets OP, grant his wish.
mosquito19 14
what flavor of the chicken nuggets?
chronosphere 18
give it to him or leave him.......im afraid you aint got a third choice
rattusrattus 18
That's... not practical. Chicken nuggets are expensive.