Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing for 5 months over. We got some chicken nuggets, but didn’t eat because he stripped my clothes off and we started having sex. Out of nowhere, he said, "I can’t do this!" and left. He took the chicken nuggets with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, my girlfriend was cooking dinner. To my horror, she took the chicken out and immediately began scrubbing it with dish soap. When I asked what the hell she was doing, she stared at me like I was insane. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
Ba-Da-bababa, He's lovin it.
Leftspoke 6
The things we do for love lol
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Comments (135)
Lilo4life 26
Regular or dinosaur shaped? And will you use ketchup for your shampoo?
BFons 19
Best fantasy ever. If you do it and he comes in the room in a giant chicken costume with a bucket full of nuggets that he pours over you, I'm going to freaking loose it.
notforbirds 9
That was just specific enough to make things more awkward than they already were
iEmma 7
Tell him to forget the chicken nuggets cause you'll give him some real breast...
akiahara 14
I wonder if they would be eaten afterwards. So many...
ni0ve 9
so...did u...?
zandalee 19
I don't think so. There are way too many so called, "normal" people around for my liking. Give me eccentric any day over "normal"
zandalee 19
I love my man in his suit. Something about the formality of it against my nakedness drives me wild.
thentaniasaid 20
He better be paying for all those nuggets.
simoncat 11
Just be careful if you decide to get daring, and try using dipping sauces. That stuff can wreak havoc on certain private parts.
nyxiny 22
Chicken nuggets might be my greatest weakness, but I don't love them *that* much.