FML : Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing...

Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ouchhh - / Tuesday 25 May 2010 06:54 / United States

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By Jimboom | 11

#1006749 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:36

So instead of feeling like a prick for breaking your mom's plant you felt the prick for saving it.

I hope for your sake it wasn't one of those cacti with the ultra-fine thorns in it. Those are the worst to get out!

By responses | 0

#1006683 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:04

I hate cacti.

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By responses | 0

#1006683 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:04

I hate cacti.

Lozza111 | 0

#1006689 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:05

lol, if you hate cacti #1 they will fond you and do what they did to OP to you

Lozza111 | 0

#1006696 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:07

find* DAFP

Jonkbaby | 16

#1006699 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:08

in soviet Russia cactus drink you!

Lozza111 | 0

#1006708 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:11

#8 I thought the point of those jokes was to say the opposite of what happened but op didn't drink a cacti did he?

jplumbob | 4

#1006727 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:23

The Soviet Russia thing has gotten older than dirt. it's just lame. should let it die a graceful death. in Soviet Russia they would just shoot it.

Jessi_Rose96 | 0

#1006743 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:34

There's not even a Soviet Russia anymore! Jeez people.

LilAfo | 4

#1006758 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:43

no shit?

JupiterIcicle | 0

#1006792 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:09

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GregDaBossMaster | 0

#1006814 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:33

Haha. cacti's are awesome but they are a little prickly side

Gerblat | 0

#1006830 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:52

Watch out for those man-eatin' jackrabbits and killer cacti...

MrSassypants | 31

#1006834 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:58

I hate cacti cuz I use to love it but it always hurt me when I tried to give it hugs and kisses

piinkbunnii | 0

#1006839 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 14:02

Just like the cartoons!!!

Sweet!!

imbatman_fml | 0

#1006873 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 15:00

so you knocked it down and got pricked, that's not a fml where i live, Saudi Arabia, that's what we call justice.

Day_Dreams | 0

#1006884 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 15:31

That's a prickly situation.

DuckOnAStick | 0

#1006912 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 16:07

Cactus*

jenknee1989 | 0

#1007065 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 19:27

y is this in the love category

gohabs21 | 0

#1007122 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 21:39

21, no shit, thanks for the update

Blacklynx | 0

#1007439 - Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:32

In Soviet Russia, dirt has gotten older than you! Bwah ha ha!

dragonheart95 | 0

#1021534 - Sunday 6 June 2010 15:56

lmao,,,,,,, lammmmmme! corrrny!

By greatbigc | 0

#1006684 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:04

that's hilarious!

RyGan | 0

#1006793 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:12

and stupid ..

bballer55 | 0

#1006824 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:43

good reflexs though

By close_2_the_edge | 0

#1006685 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:04

Ouch.. that sucks

By bentheman | 0

#1006691 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:06

aweeh go see a doctor then :)

By nemohazADDlama | 0

#1006704 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:09

sounds like a prickly situation???

Lozza111 | 0

#1006713 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:13

omg that's the funniest thing I have heard all day, good job <3

unmadebed | 0

#1006877 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 15:11

heh =]

By newnew8 | 0

#1006711 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:12

ohh that sucks

By ynnhoj | 2

#1006715 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:14

u should have let it dropped and took a beating from ur mom

By misstamz | 0

#1006716 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:15

yeah those hurt

lickmyjock | 0

#1006734 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:29

o rly?!??

loludeserveit | 0

#1006769 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:54

an outstanding performance from Captain Obvious!!! give it up everyone!!!

Jessi_Rose96 | 0

#1006778 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:59

*awkward silence*

Erm....yeah....

*claps slowly*

LilAfo | 4

#1006779 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:01

*clapclapclap*

DAFP -.-

By furryfatblob | 0

#1006720 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:17

shave your head? X]

RedPillSucks | 31

#1006871 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 14:58

Because there are a lot of thorns. Some of them are tiny and not easily seen, but felt, non-the-less.

By teamsleep22 | 0

#1006729 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:26

Ya cuz why wouldn't you feel a thorn in your body if you haven't taken it out

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