Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML
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responses
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I hate cacti.
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Lozza111
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lol, if you hate cacti #1 they will fond you and do what they did to OP to you
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Lozza111
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find* DAFP
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Jonkbaby
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in soviet Russia cactus drink you!
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Lozza111
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#8 I thought the point of those jokes was to say the opposite of what happened but op didn't drink a cacti did he?
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jplumbob
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The Soviet Russia thing has gotten older than dirt. it's just lame. should let it die a graceful death. in Soviet Russia they would just shoot it.
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Jessi_Rose96
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There's not even a Soviet Russia anymore! Jeez people.
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LilAfo
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no shit?
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JupiterIcicle
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GregDaBossMaster
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Haha. cacti's are awesome but they are a little prickly side
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Gerblat
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Watch out for those man-eatin' jackrabbits and killer cacti...
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MrSassypants
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I hate cacti cuz I use to love it but it always hurt me when I tried to give it hugs and kisses
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piinkbunnii
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Just like the cartoons!!!
Sweet!!
Sweet!!
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imbatman_fml
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so you knocked it down and got pricked, that's not a fml where i live, Saudi Arabia, that's what we call justice.
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Day_Dreams
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That's a prickly situation.
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DuckOnAStick
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Cactus*
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jenknee1989
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y is this in the love category
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gohabs21
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21, no shit, thanks for the update
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Blacklynx
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In Soviet Russia, dirt has gotten older than you! Bwah ha ha!
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dragonheart95
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lmao,,,,,,, lammmmmme! corrrny!
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greatbigc
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that's hilarious!
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RyGan
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and stupid ..
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bballer55
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good reflexs though
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close_2_the_edge
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Ouch.. that sucks
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bentheman
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aweeh go see a doctor then :)
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nemohazADDlama
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sounds like a prickly situation???
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Lozza111
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omg that's the funniest thing I have heard all day, good job <3
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unmadebed
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heh =]
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newnew8
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ohh that sucks
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ynnhoj
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u should have let it dropped and took a beating from ur mom
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misstamz
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yeah those hurt
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lickmyjock
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o rly?!??
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loludeserveit
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an outstanding performance from Captain Obvious!!! give it up everyone!!!
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Jessi_Rose96
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*awkward silence*
Erm....yeah....
*claps slowly*
Erm....yeah....
*claps slowly*
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LilAfo
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*clapclapclap*
DAFP -.-
DAFP -.-
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furryfatblob
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shave your head? X]
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RedPillSucks
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Because there are a lot of thorns. Some of them are tiny and not easily seen, but felt, non-the-less.
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teamsleep22
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Ya cuz why wouldn't you feel a thorn in your body if you haven't taken it out
I hope for your sake it wasn't one of those cacti with the ultra-fine thorns in it. Those are the worst to get out!