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lol, if you hate cacti #1 they will fond you and do what they did to OP to you
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in soviet Russia cactus drink you!
#8 I thought the point of those jokes was to say the opposite of what happened but op didn't drink a cacti did he?
The Soviet Russia thing has gotten older than dirt. it's just lame. should let it die a graceful death. in Soviet Russia they would just shoot it.
There's not even a Soviet Russia anymore! Jeez people.
no shit?
Watch out for those man-eatin' jackrabbits and killer cacti...
I hate cacti cuz I use to love it but it always hurt me when I tried to give it hugs and kisses
Just like the cartoons!!! Sweet!!
so you knocked it down and got pricked, that's not a fml where i live, Saudi Arabia, that's what we call justice.
That's a prickly situation.
y is this in the love category
21, no shit, thanks for the update
Ouch.. that sucks
aweeh go see a doctor then :)
u should have let it dropped and took a beating from ur mom
*awkward silence* Erm....yeah.... *claps slowly*
*clapclapclap* DAFP -.-
Ya cuz why wouldn't you feel a thorn in your body if you haven't taken it out
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So instead of feeling like a prick for breaking your mom's plant you felt the prick for saving it. I hope for your sake it wasn't one of those cacti with the ultra-fine thorns in it. Those are the worst to get out!
I hate cacti.