By Ouchhh - 25/05/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML
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Jimboom 11
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So instead of feeling like a prick for breaking your mom's plant you felt the prick for saving it. I hope for your sake it wasn't one of those cacti with the ultra-fine thorns in it. Those are the worst to get out!

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I hate cacti.

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I hate cacti.

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Lozza111 0
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lol, if you hate cacti #1 they will fond you and do what they did to OP to you

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Jonkbaby 22
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in soviet Russia cactus drink you!

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Lozza111 0
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#8 I thought the point of those jokes was to say the opposite of what happened but op didn't drink a cacti did he?

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jplumbob 4
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The Soviet Russia thing has gotten older than dirt. it's just lame. should let it die a graceful death. in Soviet Russia they would just shoot it.

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Jessi_Rose96 0
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There's not even a Soviet Russia anymore! Jeez people.

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JupiterIcicle 1
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 

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GregDaBossMaster 0

Haha. cacti's are awesome but they are a little prickly side

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Gerblat 0
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Watch out for those man-eatin' jackrabbits and killer cacti...

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MrSassypants 32
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I hate cacti cuz I use to love it but it always hurt me when I tried to give it hugs and kisses

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piinkbunnii 1
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Just like the cartoons!!! Sweet!!

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imbatman_fml 0
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so you knocked it down and got pricked, that's not a fml where i live, Saudi Arabia, that's what we call justice.

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Day_Dreams 0
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That's a prickly situation.

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DuckOnAStick 0

Cactus*

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jenknee1989 0
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y is this in the love category

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gohabs21 0
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21, no shit, thanks for the update

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Blacklynx 0

In Soviet Russia, dirt has gotten older than you! Bwah ha ha!

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dragonheart95 0

lmao,,,,,,, lammmmmme! corrrny!

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greatbigc 0
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that's hilarious!

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RyGan 0
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and stupid ..

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bballer55 0

good reflexs though

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bentheman 0
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aweeh go see a doctor then :)

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nemohazADDlama 0

sounds like a prickly situation???

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Lozza111 0
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omg that's the funniest thing I have heard all day, good job <3

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newnew8 0

ohh that sucks

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ynnhoj 2
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u should have let it dropped and took a beating from ur mom

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misstamz 0

yeah those hurt

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lickmyjock 0

o rly?!??

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loludeserveit 0

an outstanding performance from Captain Obvious!!! give it up everyone!!!

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Jessi_Rose96 0
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*awkward silence* Erm....yeah.... *claps slowly*

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LilAfo 4
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*clapclapclap* DAFP -.-

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furryfatblob 0

shave your head? X]

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RedPillSucks 31

Because there are a lot of thorns. Some of them are tiny and not easily seen, but felt, non-the-less.

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teamsleep22 0
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Ya cuz why wouldn't you feel a thorn in your body if you haven't taken it out

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