Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing for 5 months over. We got some chicken nuggets, but didn’t eat because he stripped my clothes off and we started having sex. Out of nowhere, he said, "I can’t do this!" and left. He took the chicken nuggets with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, my girlfriend was cooking dinner. To my horror, she took the chicken out and immediately began scrubbing it with dish soap. When I asked what the hell she was doing, she stared at me like I was insane. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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Top comments
BeccaHugs 17
Ba-Da-bababa, He's lovin it.
Leftspoke 6
The things we do for love lol
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Comments (135)
TalkinSmack 6
If it tastes like chicken , keep on lickin
cmb8280 24
Oh dear god, I'm gagging just thinking about it. The only thing worse that comes to mind is a bath in nacho cheese... Ugh, still gagging...
notforbirds 9
I don't have a vote on this one, it's just so overwhelmingly awesome and creepy.
Llamacod 11
A bath in chicken nuggets huh? That, my friend, would be an expensive endeavor.
Wizzlbang 10
Jesus, you're making it sound like he gave her a black eye.
Vegnas 13
Who else is thinking Jake and Amir?
roflstomp716 19
guess he ordered the mcfetish
KareBear7364 5
I'd do it as long as there was ranch!
Lacist 19
Amir is that you?
SinfulEnd 20
OMG Yes! finally! someone knows of CollegeHumor! Im not alone!!!
Magikarps 4
Maybe he wants you to find his golden nuggets at the end in the pot o' nuggets.