Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing for 5 months over. We got some chicken nuggets, but didn’t eat because he stripped my clothes off and we started having sex. Out of nowhere, he said, "I can’t do this!" and left. He took the chicken nuggets with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, my girlfriend was cooking dinner. To my horror, she took the chicken out and immediately began scrubbing it with dish soap. When I asked what the hell she was doing, she stared at me like I was insane. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
Ba-Da-bababa, He's lovin it.
Leftspoke 6
The things we do for love lol
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Comments (135)
thejimler 9
There is nothing on this world that somebody hasn't already fetishised.
whY402Jay 12
I would say no.
elizaad 5
DREAM BOY
jwp0211 17
'Murica
REFF_fml 9
THATS A GREAT IDEA DAMN YPUR BOYFRIENDS SMART
KingDead 18
Is being dominate in a sexual manner a fetish? I think I'd make a good dominatrix haha.. Something about pleasing and teasing really turns me on.
Steel_BZ 8
Sounds like a breakout -& a heart attack!- waiting to happen..
ivanhoe4u 3
Do you want sauce with that?
ethanman82 8
dont chicken out, grab him by his nuggets and get saucy!!!
LlamaAlana 6
Do it. If he's joking it'll be a great, bonding story. If he's not.. well he'll be with you, not the chicken nuggets, right?