Different strokes

By chickenmcnuggetgirl - 18/03/2013 18:10 - Ireland - Enfield

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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biggestfan23 11

Even if I loved somebody I'm not sure I would be doing something as weird as that just to please them. The line has to be drawn somewhere lol

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evilplatypus 38

So long as it doesn't hurt anyone, I see no harm in it. And if it's a true fetish, just imagine how..."pleased" OP's boyfriend will be.

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DntLookBack 29

It may not "hurt" her but could you imagine the amount of acne you could get from having greasy chicken nuggets rubbed all over your body? ugh x_x

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asdfghjklmoo 15

If it makes him happy, I'd do it. Just clean the tub first so that you can eat the chicken nuggets afterward. :D

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EsotericBrent 29

64 - You mean he's "McLoving" it (not The Superbad reference, mind you)

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ladyLALAA 28

Isn't it usually the women who are meant to get clucky?

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chelsearenaeee 16

I can't take people seriously when they cut out half of their face to fit their boobs in the picture.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

I don't think this is what the Colonel ordered...

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BatteryAddict 11

Well you should be happy to be dating Amir, OP.

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brenkite 5

Ace and Jocelyn, Ace and Jocelyn, astronaut accountants from outer space!

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chelsearenaeee 16

McDonald's should use this guy as a spokesperson

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fml121785 14

And what exactly does he plan to do with 800 chicken nuggets when you're done "bathing"? That's way too many nuggets for one man to eat!

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Pleonasm 35

Just don't Wing it and give him a breast too quickly, or he'll want his nuggets all over you. On the other hand, have you ever considered clucking while having some finger licking good chicken? I know, it sounds foul but it'll make the quarter-pounder over there easier to bear.

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docscientist 9

26- you probably should've just called fowl.

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Success4444 12

He needs to not put any Stock in the Chick's refusal.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

26- you're new to this part of town, aren't you? 'Over did it...' honestly, what are you like?!

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Wizzlbang 10

Indulge him, as long as he pays for the nuggets. Then maybe he'll indulge one of your weird fetishes! That's love...

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ironik69 31

Hell yeah. Chicken nuggets aren't cheap. I can only imagine trying to buy enough to fill a bathtub. Where is our resident mathematician?

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Catkam623 27

Approximately one imperial **** load fills about half so 2 imperial **** loads of chicken nuggets or 4.7 metric **** loads which is about 900$

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ironik69 31

A thumbs up is not sufficient enough for your reply. Lmao good job.

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Catkam623 27

I'd like to thank the deprived wife and perdix for the inspiration behind my reply

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j_cat187 19

I don't want want to see the **** that can withstand 4.7 metric **** loads of fried chicken.

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chrisbreastr0kr 11

We all have fetishes your bf has the balls to spill it. Good for him. And good for you.

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keven501 12

Hehe pudding I mean...

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99megster 15

I hope he's the one who will be paying for those chicken nuggets, OP.

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zandalee 19

I recon a whole bath-load would probably cost about $3000... (A ****-load or two). Expensive yet interesting fetish...

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nnnope 26

hey, at least it's not a ********-on-your-chest fetish

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zandalee 19

Yep that one would annoy the crap offa me!

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speshlk37 13

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders, chicken?

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