Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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tacovender
| 7
Nothing like dipping your head in a dirty toilet during sex!
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graham11
| 14
And...that's when you wish life had an undo button.
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Caitlyn36
| 8
that sucks, :/
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kyarush
| 10
Lol that's rough
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MibInwalo
| 0
Well this relationship had certainly gone down the drain...
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MyPupRox
| 2
Everybody has their guilty pleasure.
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pie29302930
| 0
Yummy.
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HahaHokayThen
| 10
Diaper fetishes are weirder to me, but I still agree. OP, I would not stick my head down the toilet to turn my boyfriend on. Haha
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DynamicDave
| 11
Oh, you people and your toilet humor.
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ProjeKtSC2
| 8
82, I thumbed up your comment not because of your comment, but because of your profile description. haha :D
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Before you tumb me down for asking, I would like to add that I've used google, urban dictionary, and yahoo answers. With that having said, what the fuck is a swirly fetish?
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Did anyone else think "Swirly" was some kinds of kinky sex term?....
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HahaHokayThen
| 10
93, look up "swirly" & then look up "fetish" separately. Fetish is a sexual desire, & a swirly is when someone shoves your head down the toilet & flushes it. So basically, OP's boyfriend is turned on by people's heads in toilets.
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drewfus2
| 6
88- I thumbed because of his use of the word "egregious".
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thebadmanpuntedb
| 7
Thats the 'OH' moment in a relationship when you know it's not going any farther.
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graham11
| 14
99- I agree. I was afraid to look it up and find some weird ass definitions..
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DynamicDave
| 11
I like the fact that my bio took over half of this discussion.
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Dramori
| 29
Is that giving or receiving swirlies, and did you 'bow' to his demands?!
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noradz
| 8
Did you do it?
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nonelikeworms
| 0
Kinky
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akayc32
| 0
Do we really want to know?
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jwade11
| 12
What's a swirly fetish?
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ZebcoGirl
| 0
You get your head put in a toilet and the person holds you down while they flush it
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sheethapins
| 13
^ And you like it. A lot.
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NuTrees
| 9
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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AliCat18
| 12
lol as my friend always says...."fatty want a cookie?"
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cosmosis
| 12
136- your friend is an asshole
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ZebcoGirl
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57- Did I say anything about liking it you dumb bitch? No, I didn't think so. A question was asked so I answered it. There is no need for your dumbass comments.
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niplipsip
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169 - calm your tits. makes me think you might just like it. the fuck. I saw 57's comment as an addition to yours. you described "swirly", he described "fetish".. gd, I wonder how you are in person.
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ZebcoGirl
| 0
I dont know first reaction to reading it I guess. I didnt really see the comment that way but oh well.
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spazz666
| 18
175, you don't have many friends do you? Because you come off as very rude and... Well. Douchey.
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ZebcoGirl
| 0
Yeah I guess your right.
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TorturedXeno
| 27
You going to take him up on that?
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jwade11
| 12
That's pretty disgusting but I guess when you're in a relationship you have to be willing to do some things to keep the sparks going. Maybe y'all can compromise on something not so filthy....??
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boofgall
| 16
Do it if it turns him on, he'll love you for making him feel good, and he'll feel comfortable around you If you act like its not weird.
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j_ortiz27
| 7
Dirty beaner
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tacovender
| 7
Nothing like dipping your head in a dirty toilet during sex!
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getoustahere
| 7
Ohhh yesss
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nava1210
| 12
Stop it people, your turning me on..
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EddiE_CN
| 8
Um...what's a swirly fetish??
Am I alone here..?
Am I alone here..?
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Beebow_fml
| 5
The comment you replied to explained it... And you're not alone, I've seen plenty of idiots before.
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srgsk9
| 9
Doesn't matter, have sex.
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alexiiiis09
| 0
Whatever it takes, right? Right!
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every1luvsboners
| 11
The man loves his porcelain, what can you say. FLUSH HIM, NAO!!
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graham11
| 14
And...that's when you wish life had an undo button.
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ihatemen
| 0
HAHA omg you're awesome
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ikickgingers
| 15
No
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graham11
| 14
90- FUCK YES
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dookiedoo
| 0
Time to go bobbing for apples
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melantysaurus
| 3
Time for a makeover, mullet man.
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IndigoAcrylic
| 9
Mullets..Buisness in the front, PARTY IN THE BACK ;D But your mullet seems to be party all around ;3
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AlaskaKid95
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25- I bet he gets all the ladies with it.
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every1luvsboners
| 11
Fairly obvious photoshop. Although the Joe Dirt look is quite popular.
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melantysaurus
| 3
What is the joe dirt popular with? Female wookies?
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bsbuddy
| 0
And fake mustache.
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graham11
| 14
8- news flash!!! Ladies do not like mullets and fake beards. Take the highway to the nearest exit, veer right, and your destination will be on the left: the hair salon.
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21jason
| 9
Curtacy flush.
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docscientist
| 9
Your spelling of courtesy was so awful it truly nearly made me forget how it's spelled.
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taternuts
| 0
Spell check that and I'll thumb you all day
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21jason
| 9
I did spell it right the first time but my stupid iPod keeps changing it!
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brrarm
| 17
If your iPod keeps changing it, means first few times you spelled it that way, so it thinks that's the way you WANT it spelled:)
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brrarm
| 17
Double
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niplipsip
| 9
the comments.. so funny, *tear*
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bchelle11
| 0
Bull. You're iPod only spells words right. 'Curtacy' if you could see this on my phone right now...my APPLE phone then you would see the red lines. You sir, are invalid.
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PerditaDessa
| 38
They spell words wrong, too. The user just has to have made the spelling mistake multiple times for it to correct it incorrectly, and the red line doesn't always show up if the iPod/phone has 'no suggestions.'
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cntryiscntrywide
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and I thought foot fetishes were weird..
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monster_tamer
| 11
Foot fetish? That's nothing compared to some of the really wacky stuff.
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mrredkneck
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I agree they are very weird