Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
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Denny1 15
Poor lil guy
flashback.miss 28
Talk to him, and try to find ways to spice it up.
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Comments (117)
sololeah_fml 9
ohh! unlucky!!
mariepastyglue 30
That's pretty lame, if it was that bad the first time he should know practice makes perfect, and there's no way to practice if you're not doing. Btw what kind of a man doesn't want to have sex, he more than you should be eager to try until he gets it right just to prove to you that he can be good at it!!! Anyway good luck OP..
sarah6786 14
I hope you end up with a guy that just wants sex from you, since you live in a delusional world in which you think men are required to be horny pigs.
advent2060 4
Lol@chicks that think this way. Despite the whole macho horn dog stereotypes men can actually be sensitive/insecure too, especially about their "junk". Never had this problem and hope I don't but I can understand how he might be feeling. Something like this would totally screw with your head if you're a guy.
cynical78 15
Ya and I bet you swallow every time too, don't you?
mariepastyglue 30
wow 30 thumbs down that's kind of crazy and way too serious for this site. I'm married first of all and I have been for five years now, for the kids who found it necessary to comment on my love life. Besides that my husband is quite older than I, and we have had to face challenges of him not being able to perform on and off throughout time, but he never gave up and didn't let some silly bull shit like the op's bf bring him down either. I never said anything about all men being horn dogs I don't think that way at all, so I'm safely assuming a bunch of jealous women and insecure men thumbs my harmless comment down. After all my advice was only to keep on trying which in fact is the obvious solution. It's also not fair to the woman because he should be a little more concerned about her needs as well, which I'm sure the Op would agree with giving him some time is good and all but really, an entire month, most women especially a lot of 'women' on this site would quickly accuse him of cheating. Anyway I'm a happily married woman and yes I do swallow, why not?why do a half assed job I like to finish what I start in full...
Dswank620 18
So you're married to someone who is a lot older? "I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger..."
Dkman 11
5 years. Wow. Your marriage is concrete. Those people who've been married 15 years, and 30 should really consider your advice
BrotherPhil 35
Or on the other hand, OP could be wanting some closeness with her bf, and upset that he is missing out on this too.
mariepastyglue 30
yea those other people are not my concern and you are obviously single and a teen besides obviously we were together for some time before marriage idiot
mariepastyglue 30
And to another idiot my idea of much older is that I'm 27 we knew each other since I was 17 started dating when I was 21, and he just turned 36. I work full time I own my own car and gave up my home to start a new life with my husband who by the way is currently laid off due to the bag economy. So the money I make is the only money we have and I have a degree and a damm good salary because of it. Not only that at my age I have accomplished a lot having grown up in and out of group homes and foster care so you all who are hating on me for absolutely no reason other then my advice and opinion to the OP., can sincerely kiss my big beautiful round ass, :-)
nyrangersfan9 13
12- "what kind of man doesn't want to have sex?" Really? Not every man is perpetually horny. And the fact that you generalized an entire gender based of your assumptions of males. If I said "what kind of woman doesn't want to shop?" I'd be screamed at for sexism. Wake up and smell the roses. Men aren't a sex toy, they have to be in the mood too.
TeddyBeaRx666x 3
Well put. Agreed 1000%
mdealer 0
Watch out though. Know how far you wanna go. Sometimes things just don't fit.
BlueEyes9812 5
True
hcollins1 18
Try to talk to him about it, and figure out what his fantasies are. If you two could play out his fantasy, hopefully he will be more into it and have better luck keeping it up! If he's too embarrassed to talk about it try dressing up a little more provocatively!
moggy_fml 1
I hope he's not going somewhere else.......
Wizardo 34
Maybe he was very nervous the first time so this time communicate to him that its on and reassure him. Boost his ego and then his package will get a boost of its own, slow and steady though.
MrSarary 26
I dont blame him that is a pretty embarrassing situation, best you can do is consol him :D
hatemyluck 15
Give him time, he might not be ready depending if you're the first girl he was with.
DocktarNick 9
Being a guy I can understand why it embarresed him. Make sure he knows you care and that all he needs to do is try and try again.
WellThatSucked89 13
My hubby had that problem our first time. Just let him know you're not angry and practice makes perfect. He may see himself as inadeqate or even a little intimidated if you're gorgeous or experienced. Time will help, time and maybe a good ol fashioned *******.
WellThatSucked89 13
inadequate*