Animals: Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my... - FML

By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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aback 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:55

Tell them you hope when it comes time for the dog to pick out their nursing home, that it doesn't choose the pound.

Sparkiee93 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:07

Ouch

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Sparkiee93 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:07

Ouch

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:59

who the **** gets pictures taken of their dog? also, im replying to the 1st comment so my comment is viewed before everyone else's

paivarotti 0

Monday 14 September 2009 2:18

It'll also be buried before anyone else's. Congrats!

nicholleexo0 0

Monday 14 September 2009 3:30

That sucks, but who gets pictures of there dogs, weird much? well anyway its ur senior year they really should have got you pictures. I mean your graduating.

camjones97 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 21:39

haha fyl OP

DarkPrince_fml 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 23:14

3words -eat the pictures -

headboarder 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:08

Wtf? That totally sucks :/

Zwische 13

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:09

Dog 1:0 sarahpft Sad, but true =P

Kayem 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:09

Yikes. ahhaahaha, dont let it get you down too much.

0_0 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:09

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

gonzolove 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:13

Senior pictures, the graduation ceremony, all of that stuff is just for the parents. If they want senior pictures, they should pay for them.

Elenachka 0

Monday 23 August 2010 14:25

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

BEATLEJUICE98 4

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:59

You took the words out of my mouth

coldplaylive2003 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:12

even a bitch is prettier than you...

kittykat1501 31

Monday 29 June 2015 3:43

Why

kayceesaysfyl 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:15

thumbs up for you buddy

headcreeps 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:17

hahaha nicee

elliebutton 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:22

Maybe me lawl. I only found this hilarious because I can imagine my parents getting a photo shoot of my cat, Habbib.

girlygirl666 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:25

Awww, what kind of dog?

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