Creepy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 08:47 - Canada

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently duplicated my keys before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering, “He looks like Jesus.” FML
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Rebecca1993 0

._. boy do you know how to pick them.

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xCrackerx 3

She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

There's always a certain amount of YDI if at some point in life you thought it was a good idea to date someone crazy. XD There's no way it was completely unnoticeable.

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Stose 0

Thats the most hilarious thing I've heard so far today. LMAO.

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vman70 4

that is a straight psycho. I'm feeling sorry for you big time. was the sex good at least?

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EatEggsForLunch 0

wow. i do find Jesus quite hot though

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burningpassion 3

lmho. i was doing this play at church and the guy that i liked was playing jesus.

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Ashy104 0

hahhaahah omg i laughed sooo hard im so sorry.

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drumsofdoom5943 0

Trick her into getting your key back, and right when you get it, tell her you have a surprise outside, right when she leaves the front door, forcefully kick her off of your property, lock the door, and if she starts to do crap to your house, call the cops

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kewlkate 9

Or just change the locks... THAT always works o_O

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XantesFire 0

Dude, you didn't change the locks? Always change the locks after a break-up. Change address if you can.

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blastvortex 3

Ouch. How drunk were you the previous night? (lol) Oh, well. Just don't forget to change the locks after you dump her on her butt, of course....

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