Creepy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 08:47 - Canada

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently duplicated my keys before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering, “He looks like Jesus.” FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 416
You deserved it 3 672
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Rebecca1993 0

._. boy do you know how to pick them.

123 2
xCrackerx 3

She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.

70 1

Comments

Honda288 2

What in the ****!? This is a true FML.

0 0
FunSized88 10

Crazy or you mean physcotic

0 0
newburton13 26

Change the locks? Get security cameras? Tie her psychotic ass to a chair and throw her out the window?

0 0
jmcr 27

You need to change your lock and get a restraining order on her

0 0
agentx52 13

That would scare the shit out of me.

0 0
einselar 6

Christ mate, get your locks change out!

0 0
Nederlander95 14

Usually this is said in jest.... But a restraining order is in order here

0 0
Fuzy2K 7

Did she say "Kiss me, son of God"? :P

0 0