Love, Money, Kids and Mental health: Stable genius

Stable genius

By Anonymous - 22/09/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML

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You deserved it 270

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By SwingingGallows - 15/07/2016 15:43

Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 706

You deserved it 1 110

By Go away - 10/11/2013 08:03 - United States - Humboldt

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 530

You deserved it 4 718

Jay Mascis Jazzmaster?

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 20:01

Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 337

You deserved it 92

You tried

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 514

You deserved it 198

Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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You deserved it 182

No good deed…

By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 840

You deserved it 90

By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 728

You deserved it 417

By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 841

You deserved it 1 031

By Nickel - 01/06/2017 04:00

Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 920

You deserved it 249

By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 216

You deserved it 9 681

lordjames 2

Saturday 23 September 2023 1:00

Bro! You deserve better. Get out before you are locked in for life

mike3775 35

Saturday 23 September 2023 2:02

If that happened to me, I'm out. No woman is worth putting up with shit like that

Comments

spinningrecords 14

Saturday 23 September 2023 0:23

Wife material or gold digger…

lordjames 2

Saturday 23 September 2023 1:00

Bro! You deserve better. Get out before you are locked in for life

mike3775 35

Saturday 23 September 2023 2:02

If that happened to me, I'm out. No woman is worth putting up with shit like that

Jesse Duff 15

Saturday 23 September 2023 3:49

you did all that crap, then she followed it up by trying to tear you down...you deserved it, but hopefully you learn that lesson.

Brightside86 30

Saturday 23 September 2023 6:23

Heads up this behavior is only going to get worse as they become more comfortable with you. People are at their best at the start of a relationship, and this was a warning shot of what you're signing up for.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 September 2023 16:29

That's the price you pay for being a simp. When you buy the attention of a woman who is out of your league, you can get to spend a lot of money and be subject to disrespect and abuse. At least society will value you more because it appears you have a hot woman. Maybe that's a good trade-off for you.