Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
Today, after my husband yelled at me for wasting money by getting my nails done, I decided to buy the supplies and watch YouTube to figure out how to do them myself. He then yelled at me for wasting money on the supplies. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML
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Top comments
lordjames 2
Bro! You deserve better. Get out before you are locked in for life
mike3775 39
If that happened to me, I'm out. No woman is worth putting up with shit like that
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Comments (8)
spinningrecords 14
Wife material or gold digger…
lordjames 2
Bro! You deserve better. Get out before you are locked in for life
mike3775 39
If that happened to me, I'm out. No woman is worth putting up with shit like that
Jesse Duff 15
you did all that crap, then she followed it up by trying to tear you down...you deserved it, but hopefully you learn that lesson.
Brightside86 31
Heads up this behavior is only going to get worse as they become more comfortable with you. People are at their best at the start of a relationship, and this was a warning shot of what you're signing up for.
RichardPencil 32
That's the price you pay for being a simp. When you buy the attention of a woman who is out of your league, you can get to spend a lot of money and be subject to disrespect and abuse. At least society will value you more because it appears you have a hot woman. Maybe that's a good trade-off for you.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why did you buy her kid a TV on HER birthday? And this whole thing sounds super toxic.