Creepy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 08:47 - Canada

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently duplicated my keys before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering, “He looks like Jesus.” FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 416
You deserved it 3 672
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Rebecca1993 0

._. boy do you know how to pick them.

123 2
xCrackerx 3

She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.

70 1

Comments

shivj1 0

i only hear of crazy ex girlfriends, never crazy ex boyfriends...weird!?

0 0
little_birdie 0

i would have shit my pants and fainted- u poor thing. thts terrible. restraining order. move away. don tell her. what a freak.

0 0
ChevChelios 1

That's juss fuckkin' awesome, fuckkin' awesome.

0 0
ILoveSquarePants 0

That is just the funniest thing ever. :] I mean, scary I guess. But I laughed for like 10 minutes after reading this. WOW. :D

0 0
shadow_actor13 0

I dont know if someone has already said this but: "he doesnt look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman." I just realized how geeky i truely am... damn.

0 0
mintywinters 2

I love the killers.

0 0
marco22_fml 0

what's her name? that sounds like something my ex would do

0 0
screwlife23 0

omfg hilarious. praise the lord. I found Jesus!

0 0
Cheyenne_Is_Me 4

best FML i've ever read! XD LMFAO!

0 0
QWERTYCommander 5

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus but he, talks like a gentleman like you imagined him when you Were Young When You Were Young Sorry about that, this FML just reminded me of that song.

0 0