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By  KamilleBlack  |  3

Well, how did ur girlfriend react? Her reaction is what makes it FML ish or not. Lol, wouldn't ut be funny if u found ur Girlfriends FML on her : Today my boyfriend of 2 years got on one knee with a ring box. I was super exciting thinking he was going to propose. He opened the box and there was a condom. FML. HAhaha!

By  RyeBreadBoy  |  0

How do you not check just to make sure you didn't lose it or something? I would've checked it at the house, and again at the restaurant. Maybe I'm paranoid. Whatever.

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By  RyeBreadBoy  |  0

How do you not check just to make sure you didn't lose it or something? I would've checked it at the house, and again at the restaurant. Maybe I'm paranoid. Whatever.

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  TheTruth1428  |  0

This. YDI for not making sure it was there. If I had something that was so important, I would be checking on that every 30 minutes just to make sure it's still there. In the least, checking it once before leaving the door would have been a smart idea.

By  KamilleBlack  |  3

Well, how did ur girlfriend react? Her reaction is what makes it FML ish or not. Lol, wouldn't ut be funny if u found ur Girlfriends FML on her : Today my boyfriend of 2 years got on one knee with a ring box. I was super exciting thinking he was going to propose. He opened the box and there was a condom. FML. HAhaha!

By  JustAReaderOfFml  |  4

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yeh i no that but clerly its not funeey. loook at hs name thing it says 'catholicguy' so obveesly not a smart prank 2 pull. so the guy/op shud srsly find new frends. and proibs new gf as well coz i wud not put up wyth somethn lyk thtl

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ok guys lyk ur obveesly not getn it put urself in da positioin of da chick. k? ur catholic, ur all lyk 'hell no' to s** and den ur bf goes on 1 nee and ur obveesly thinkn 'yes, im gonna get married n be able 2 hav s** n shit' and den he opens it nd its a c***** nd ur lyk 'no im not, coz my bf is a dikhead and hes rubbin it in that we cnt do it coz of our religon.' nd to top it of hes not aktualy proposin. that wud be any gals inishal reaction k? and any girl who says otherwys is lyin

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  thesunshotme  |  0

Ouch, that stings D: Any more witty comebacks you have for me? Seriously, you would dump your bf for something that his FRIEND did? In case you haven't noticed, the OP is not at fault here.

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  CheshireHalli  |  19

I hate decoding "txtspeak" >_> It's easier to type like a human than like an avid texter. Jeez. There's no real character limit, so, please JustaReader, TYPE PROPERLY! I may not be the best at typing, but I *hope* people understand it, unlike your comments. And isn't typing like that against the rules, anyway?

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  CheshireHalli  |  19

Actually, JustaReader, I have a little comment to add to yours: You think the only reason they'd be getting married is for sex? People that think like you is why the divorce rate is so high! Perhaps they were marrying for *gasp* LOVE?! Ohmygosh. Please, go crawl into a hole with an English/Spelling book.

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i feel like a 5 year old loser if i text people with improper spelling/grammar. i do not understand how some people DON'T feel that way when they text/type/write in atrocious spelling/grammar :L

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  shutyourmouth  |  0

I'm sorry, but I just can't take you seriously when you spell like that. And I don't understand why you would leave him for something like that. I mean, I'm a catholic girl and I would have found it funny. du u lyk has noo sences uv hyoomer er sumtin? kthxbai

By  purple5  |  0

Haha, that kinda sucks. I was going to say 'Have a SOH, this isn't really an FML' but your username kind of tells me that you both probably/don't believe in sex before marriage.. so I can see why it'd be a bit meh :/ But have a sense of humour already! She's hardly going to leave you because of it, and if she doesn't get that your friends meant it as a joke.. I wouldn't wanna stick around anyway :P

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