By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 647
You deserved it 4 567

Same thing different taste

Top comments

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Move on OP. You deserve better.

Mynameislinh 24

I am so sorry. Dump her right away and kick the other guy's ass. I hate how some people think being drunk gives you the right to do stupid stuff like that.


AnthonyWheeler15 24

Move on OP. You deserve better.

BreynHope 11

Bitches when there drunk..I swear.

#7: As far as I'm concerned, you just assembled a random assortment of words and shoved them together.

perdix 29

#1, maybe he doesn't. He let his girlfriend party without him -- why isn't he getting drunk with her, or at least, being her designated driver?

28- is because he has his own life. Would you want a girl friend that you have to monitor 24/7 to make sure she is not cheating?

28 - Maybe because its Wednesday and he has a job to attend do

I for one won't stand for this, if this place were parish you'd all be condemned.

I'm not the authority on this, but I think it's a church?

28 is partially right... We don't know if he deserves better. Maybe she is an amazing person helping someone solve problems at a party and it happens to be in a bedroom...

#49 It's a reference to the song "I Constantly Thank God For Esteban" by Panic! At The Disco.

blackman100 20

83: She just happens to be helping a guy in the bed of whom we can only assume isn't her house? She just happened to drunkenly remind her boyfriend of how much she loves him, but doesn't want this supposed boyfriend to know that she is in bed "helping" another man? Seems a bit coincidental.

except Panic! say 'if the scene were a parish..' (:

Definitely time to say goodby. Find someone who doesn't need to 'help another guy' in a bed.

She is not worth your time....good luck with all that and I hope you move on!

I agree just move on. The world will work things out. And besides she probably got the clap anyway.

This is the part where OP's girlfriend gets either outright dumped or reduced to a casual ****, because **** being serious with that shit

55-not all girls who go out and get shitfaced without their partners end up cheating. this girl makes us pissheads look bad :P OP, believe everyone when they say you're better off without her. unless she has a genuine reason as to why she was with this guy get rid of her and find someone who won't treat you like a mug

rg350dx 29

Hopefully this one trips off a cliff.

XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Another sentence error. "To the tell guy."

Does anyone care? No? *crickets* I thought so.

XDsmileyDX_fml 24

If that's a response to me, when mods, I'm guessing, see comments like that, the FML gets fixed and the comment deleted. Just trying to do my part.

This one is as confused as a **** with pants on!

Mynameislinh 24

I am so sorry. Dump her right away and kick the other guy's ass. I hate how some people think being drunk gives you the right to do stupid stuff like that.

Tristyxxx 24

Why beat the guys ass? SHE cheated on you, he's probably drunk too and didnt know anyway.

The guy is in bed with her and can hear what she is saying.. Of coarse he knows

Tristyxxx 24

so what? the guy isnt responsable for her relationship

#42 After that fact when she was on the phone he had to have known, but before? Who knows? Usually, it's the cheater who should take all the blame. Not always tho..

@74 - I won't be helping my public character with this comment, but as the cheater, I avoided telling the side girl. It's generally a rule that if they don't already know, you don't clue the third party in. Unless OP knew the guy, which it sounded like he didn't, chances are he was out of the loop. Gotta use my scummy mistakes to educate others.

If the guys didn't know each other there are no reason to fight... the girl however should be buried

Here's what you need to do: 1. Go to her house. If she isn't there, track her phone somehow. 2. Beat the shit out of him and break up with her. Nobody deserves to be cheated on.

Is that what you need to do to be a creepy and violent sociopath who can't move on? Great checklist if so man, kudos.

Besides, it's not the other guys fault if he didn't know before hand she wasn't single.

If he were to do that he would just bring himself to her level, but with possible jail time. What he needs to do is just say good riddance... Life goes on...

PulseShock 9

Yeah because the whole "be quiet while I call my boyfriend" wasn't a dead give away that she wasn't single..

Llamacod 11

yea, it may have clued him into the fact she had a boyfriend at that point but what about before she told him to be quiet?

She's showed her true colors now, OP. While I hate to say this, it probably would be for the best if you kicked her to the curb. You don't need to continue a relationship with a cheater.

Shortay123 14

Despite how painful that must have been depending in how good your relationship with her was before that, at least now you know. It would hurt a lot more if you found out a lot later.

perdix 29

She LOVES you -- she's just ******* the other guy under the influence of alcohol. Chillax.

peachesncreem 21

In the words of the legendary Ms. Tina Turner (and again by Warren G), "What's love got to do with it?".

so you're saying telling a girl "my heart belongs to you but my dong is community property" really will fly?

perdix 29

#71, it probably won't, but it's worth a shot.

RedPillSucks 31

Every body rides her, just like a bus route.

71 - please tell me you're making a steel panther reference. If so, I love you.

this is one of the situations where I'd love for the other line to forget to hang up, just so I could hear what's going on even more. I'm sorry op, but I wouldn't keep her anymore if I were you.

perdix 29

#11, really?!?! What kind of masochist are you?

you never know what you would hear. maybe she would start talking about him, you never know. if I heard anything to deal with sex, I personally would start crying and hang up. but that's just me, some people would be po'ed.

Clearly this is a classic case of masochistic cuckoldry if ever I saw it!

That sucks. Thats why you shouldn't drink alcohol.

I don't care if you're shit faced 10 miles past inebriation. Being under the influence of alcohol is NEVER an excuse to cheat.

Drinking in moderation is fine, but it's the responsibility and maturity of the person drinking to determine when to stop.

perdix 29

#20, being very drunk is certainly an excuse to cheat. The OP is under no obligation to accept such an excuse. People do crazy shit under the influence of alcohol -- that's why people like it.

Alcohol merely lowers the inhibitions.. If you are truly dead set against something, it won't matter if you're drunk. You may do some things you haven't expected, but not things you feel that strongly about.