Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
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Top comments
chickenwalrus 14
I'm never reading FML while I eat again.
Elmoo_fml 16
I hope the customer understood...
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Comments (87)
Elmoo_fml 16
I hope the customer understood...
NeatNit 33
OP, you're an awesome guy. Not everyone is that comitted to their job.
Cad6 24
I can imagine the customer staring at the manager in awkwardness, and then hurriedly getting up and running away.
coolboy675 16
I was talking to a customer and I puked in my mouth
vturbz91 0
Why do you Instinctivly swallow your vomit?
burro_fml 6
Because he doesn't like to gawdam barf in public and I front of people!
chickenwalrus 14
I'm never reading FML while I eat again.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
You and I, both...
coffee_man900 16
Me too. Way too much information in this one. :)
KRS_13 0
I wasn't even eating and I lost my appetite after reading this. >.>
lilrocker90 10
Haha i am eating right now also!!!
abbyabb 4
I'm hungry...
1crabbygirl 10
I said that the last time I saw your profile pic, chickenwalrus.
C94_ 0
I totally agree. I just up-chucked some of my cereal
tjnaprincess 8
Tmi... Ur not helping any of us by telling us a story about you throwing up...
wallandpiece 16
I learned not to do exactly this a long, long time ago.
chickenwalrus 14
62- i picked the most random picture i could. but i think it goes great with my username.
YayFlameWarz 9
Did it taste as good coming up as it did going down?
ShyAnn29 15
Oh yeah, puke tastes delicious!
l0v3p4in 7
Especially the second time around.
Pentium_4 27
if you pulled it off = employee of the month
l0v3p4in 7
Plus a bonus and raise to go with that plague.
l0v3p4in 7
*plaque
proud2fly 7
Plague could also work in this situation.
KaanTech 0
Just an another day at the office...
akdakine81 2
Wow! That's special
LexSwift 17
Gosh, I honestly feel bad for you. Having to swallow puke is disgusting, and choking on it to top it off? You poor thing. :(
SkittlesPhotos 0
I hate shallowing puke! it's terrible!
DrumMajor 5
Ugh. I could never swallow throw up. I have no idea how OP and other people that have had to at some point are able to do that.
kristat 14
First time for everything. Believe me, even though all I had to eat/drink was water it was still quite traumatizing. And for the people who said I should have called another manager, I tried. Nobody answered their phone, and we had to open. And everything happened so fast I didn't have time to excuse myself. Horrible day overall.
ladyLALAA 29
I agree withthe guy that said you should get employ of the month! Or at least some listerine!
Gigglebear 9
You liked your breakfast so much, you enjoyed it twice!
unagi_fml 9
At least you managed to hold it in and not throw up all over the customer. Should've excused yourself when you realised that you feel like throwing up though :(
alstbv12 13
Yeah, my girlfriend does the same thing when she swallows.
Mister_Triangle 21
Nice try, but nobody believes that you have a girlfriend.
alstbv12 13
Damn. *sigh* ...okay.
Ruffclue 9
dont make fun of chuck norris if u do you will be on fml tomorrow.
eatdemcupcakes 4
Says number 12 who has the forever alone meme! ;P irony
berichsoon 11
Now that's dedication!! not really when you are that sick stay home and rest