Coming and going

By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
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chickenwalrus 14

I'm never reading FML while I eat again.

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Elmoo_fml 16
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I hope the customer understood...

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Elmoo_fml 16
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I hope the customer understood...

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NeatNit 32
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OP, you're an awesome guy. Not everyone is that comitted to their job.

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Cad6 24
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I can imagine the customer staring at the manager in awkwardness, and then hurriedly getting up and running away.

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coolboy675 16

I was talking to a customer and I puked in my mouth

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vturbz91 0
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Why do you Instinctivly swallow your vomit?

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burro_fml 6
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Because he doesn't like to gawdam barf in public and I front of people!

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chickenwalrus 14

I'm never reading FML while I eat again.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

You and I, both...

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coffee_man900 16
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Me too. Way too much information in this one. :)

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KRS_13 0

I wasn't even eating and I lost my appetite after reading this. >.>

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lilrocker90 10
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Haha i am eating right now also!!!

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abbyabb 4

I'm hungry...

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1crabbygirl 10

I said that the last time I saw your profile pic, chickenwalrus.

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C94_ 0

I totally agree. I just up-chucked some of my cereal

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tjnaprincess 8
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Tmi... Ur not helping any of us by telling us a story about you throwing up...

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wallandpiece 16
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I learned not to do exactly this a long, long time ago.

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chickenwalrus 14

62- i picked the most random picture i could. but i think it goes great with my username.

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YayFlameWarz 9
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Did it taste as good coming up as it did going down?

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ShyAnn29 14
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Oh yeah, puke tastes delicious!

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l0v3p4in 7
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Especially the second time around.

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Pentium_4 27
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if you pulled it off = employee of the month

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l0v3p4in 7
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Plus a bonus and raise to go with that plague.

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proud2fly 7
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Plague could also work in this situation.

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KaanTech 0
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Just an another day at the office...

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akdakine81 2

Wow! That's special

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LexSwift 17
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Gosh, I honestly feel bad for you. Having to swallow puke is disgusting, and choking on it to top it off? You poor thing. :(

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SkittlesPhotos 0

I hate shallowing puke! it's terrible!

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DrumMajor 5

Ugh. I could never swallow throw up. I have no idea how OP and other people that have had to at some point are able to do that.

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kristat 14
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First time for everything. Believe me, even though all I had to eat/drink was water it was still quite traumatizing. And for the people who said I should have called another manager, I tried. Nobody answered their phone, and we had to open. And everything happened so fast I didn't have time to excuse myself. Horrible day overall.

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ladyLALAA 28
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I agree withthe guy that said you should get employ of the month! Or at least some listerine!

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Gigglebear 9
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You liked your breakfast so much, you enjoyed it twice!

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unagi_fml 9

At least you managed to hold it in and not throw up all over the customer. Should've excused yourself when you realised that you feel like throwing up though :(

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alstbv12 13

Yeah, my girlfriend does the same thing when she swallows.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Nice try, but nobody believes that you have a girlfriend.

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alstbv12 13

Damn. *sigh* ...okay.

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Ruffclue 9
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dont make fun of chuck norris if u do you will be on fml tomorrow.

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eatdemcupcakes 4

Says number 12 who has the forever alone meme! ;P irony

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berichsoon 11
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Now that's dedication!! not really when you are that sick stay home and rest

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