Coming and going

By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
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chickenwalrus 14

I'm never reading FML while I eat again.

I hope the customer understood...


I hope the customer understood...

OP, you're an awesome guy. Not everyone is that comitted to their job.

I can imagine the customer staring at the manager in awkwardness, and then hurriedly getting up and running away.

coolboy675 16

I was talking to a customer and I puked in my mouth

Why do you Instinctivly swallow your vomit?

Because he doesn't like to gawdam barf in public and I front of people!

chickenwalrus 14

I'm never reading FML while I eat again.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

You and I, both...

Me too. Way too much information in this one. :)

KRS_13 0

I wasn't even eating and I lost my appetite after reading this. >.>

Haha i am eating right now also!!!

abbyabb 4

I'm hungry...

1crabbygirl 10

I said that the last time I saw your profile pic, chickenwalrus.

C94_ 0

I totally agree. I just up-chucked some of my cereal

Tmi... Ur not helping any of us by telling us a story about you throwing up...

I learned not to do exactly this a long, long time ago.

chickenwalrus 14

62- i picked the most random picture i could. but i think it goes great with my username.

Did it taste as good coming up as it did going down?

Oh yeah, puke tastes delicious!

Especially the second time around.

if you pulled it off = employee of the month

Plus a bonus and raise to go with that plague.

Plague could also work in this situation.

Just an another day at the office...

akdakine81 2

Wow! That's special

Gosh, I honestly feel bad for you. Having to swallow puke is disgusting, and choking on it to top it off? You poor thing. :(

SkittlesPhotos 0

I hate shallowing puke! it's terrible!

DrumMajor 5

Ugh. I could never swallow throw up. I have no idea how OP and other people that have had to at some point are able to do that.

First time for everything. Believe me, even though all I had to eat/drink was water it was still quite traumatizing. And for the people who said I should have called another manager, I tried. Nobody answered their phone, and we had to open. And everything happened so fast I didn't have time to excuse myself. Horrible day overall.

I agree withthe guy that said you should get employ of the month! Or at least some listerine!

You liked your breakfast so much, you enjoyed it twice!

unagi_fml 9

At least you managed to hold it in and not throw up all over the customer. Should've excused yourself when you realised that you feel like throwing up though :(

alstbv12 13

Yeah, my girlfriend does the same thing when she swallows.

Mister_Triangle 21

Nice try, but nobody believes that you have a girlfriend.

alstbv12 13

Damn. *sigh* ...okay.

dont make fun of chuck norris if u do you will be on fml tomorrow.

eatdemcupcakes 4

Says number 12 who has the forever alone meme! ;P irony

Now that's dedication!! not really when you are that sick stay home and rest