By Anonymous - 9/1/2011 19:08 - United States
Today, I woke up early to go to church with my parents. When I got in the car, I was struck with the worst diarrhea I've ever had in my life. My parents told me I'd be cleaning the car out when we got there, because if we turned around, we'd be late. FML
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By  Filitov  |  0

Never get in the way of a devoted church person when they're trying to get to church. Unless of course you enjoy conflict, and then by all means: go right ahead.