Health: Today, I woke up early to go to church with my parents. When...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, I woke up early to go to church with my parents. When I got in the car, I was struck with the worst diarrhea I've ever had in my life. My parents told me I'd be cleaning the car out when we got there, because if we turned around, we'd be late. FML

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nikkibeez 0

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Monday 10 January 2011 0:07

that's disgusting. fyl, mainly for having such shitty parents.

mandypandypants 4

Monday 10 January 2011 4:07

fyl for having parents that care more about jesus than their own son.

marleyvk 0

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Monday 10 January 2011 0:06

wow frickin crazy parents.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 10 January 2011 0:48

Dance Magic Dance! "The Labyrinth" is one of my favorite movies of all times!(:

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

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Monday 10 January 2011 4:34

the labyrinth is freaking scary!!!

nikkibeez 0

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Monday 10 January 2011 0:07

that's disgusting. fyl, mainly for having such shitty parents.

ampsmagss 0

Monday 10 January 2011 2:24

lol nice pun

honeylove36 0

Monday 10 January 2011 0:08

awwww

dragonaair 5

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Monday 10 January 2011 0:09

That's disgusting.

Doortje 29

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Monday 10 January 2011 0:15

Man your parents are devoted :/ FYL.

boopityboppity 11

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Monday 10 January 2011 4:14

This is more than devotion. It's mind-numbingly mental.

tcurry_fml 0

Monday 10 January 2011 0:17

if you have faith, maybe you won't crap yourself :D

jelmermcgee 8

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Monday 10 January 2011 0:18

YDI for believing in god

_streets_ 19

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Monday 10 January 2011 0:21

what a shitty situation

kaylaraeh 0

Monday 10 January 2011 3:06

Literally, lol.

Filitov 0

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Monday 10 January 2011 0:29

Never get in the way of a devoted church person when they're trying to get to church. Unless of course you enjoy conflict, and then by all means: go right ahead.