By rubberduck1 - 16/11/2012 05:04 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I told my boss I could handle running the floor buffer. Thirty seconds in, I lost control and became pinned to the wall by its force. In my state of shock and embarrassment, I didn't realize the only thing keeping me trapped was my grip on the accelerator. FML
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The force is strong with this one.

perdix 29

I guess you're not "ready to rummmmmmble!" No, wait, that's Michael Buffer . . .


The force is strong with this one.

Clear is the path to the dark side! :O

Rancor 5

Fear leads to anger.

Inheritance 10

Oh, young padawans in training, got to love them. YDI for thinking you could handle it with no completed training.

etoilenuit 15

Haha yay I've never been first!

etoilenuit 15


ruabadfishtoo 0

It's alright, OP. Sometimes these things happen.

Yes! Just yesterday I trapped myself with a floor buffer! Wait... No I didn't.

3 - Dumbest comment ever

Not the dumbest I have definitely seen worse... It's just not good.

ruabadfishtoo 0

Well 30, yours isn't exactly the best either

Better luck next time my friend

wannabemom 5

Sounds like you've got yourself wedged between a rock and a hard place. Better luck next time OP.

Not really, when the solution is to just let go of the handle. Problem solved.

wannabemom 5

No the act of being wedged between the wall (a hard place) and a buffer (a rock)... Sorry my comment was unclear.

Its ok OP, this was probably your first time using a buffer!~

You forgot to eat your Iron Man food this morning didn't you OP.

That comment was a fail...

Oh well, I guess you can always be a janitor with limited duties. Stick to changing trash cans.

perdix 29

I guess you're not "ready to rummmmmmble!" No, wait, that's Michael Buffer . . .

Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm surprised you were able to keep your grip after being slammed against the wall and pinned there, honestly.