By rubberduck1 - 16/11/2012 05:04 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I told my boss I could handle running the floor buffer. Thirty seconds in, I lost control and became pinned to the wall by its force. In my state of shock and embarrassment, I didn't realize the only thing keeping me trapped was my grip on the accelerator. FML
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LemonandLime 13
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The force is strong with this one.

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perdix 29

I guess you're not "ready to rummmmmmble!" No, wait, that's Michael Buffer . . .

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LemonandLime 13
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The force is strong with this one.

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MrForgetable 0
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Clear is the path to the dark side! :O

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Rancor 5

Fear leads to anger.

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Inheritance 10

Oh, young padawans in training, got to love them. YDI for thinking you could handle it with no completed training.

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etoilenuit 15

Haha yay I've never been first!

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etoilenuit 15

Fail..

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ruabadfishtoo 0

It's alright, OP. Sometimes these things happen.

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shayshayshazam 14
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Yes! Just yesterday I trapped myself with a floor buffer! Wait... No I didn't.

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ntd309 14
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3 - Dumbest comment ever

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pickles1994 18
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Not the dumbest I have definitely seen worse... It's just not good.

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ruabadfishtoo 0

Well 30, yours isn't exactly the best either

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partyguy95 5
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Better luck next time my friend

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wannabemom 5

Sounds like you've got yourself wedged between a rock and a hard place. Better luck next time OP.

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boofgall 16
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Not really, when the solution is to just let go of the handle. Problem solved.

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wannabemom 5

No the act of being wedged between the wall (a hard place) and a buffer (a rock)... Sorry my comment was unclear.

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Mideoyeo 12
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Its ok OP, this was probably your first time using a buffer!~

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zandalee 19
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You forgot to eat your Iron Man food this morning didn't you OP.

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codyjohn17 5
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That comment was a fail...

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DoubleBlumpkin 4
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Oh well, I guess you can always be a janitor with limited duties. Stick to changing trash cans.

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perdix 29

I guess you're not "ready to rummmmmmble!" No, wait, that's Michael Buffer . . .

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm surprised you were able to keep your grip after being slammed against the wall and pinned there, honestly.

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