So, this is my mom…

By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 282
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I'm pretty sure your mom planned that before time.......

Through all this chaos and havoc, I have only 1 question: Your mother gets drunk and the first thing she does is take out the garbage?


thats haaaaaaawwwwt!

xKianaLynn 0

is she really fat or old & wrinkly? if so FHisL

"what? your really really really hot guy friend is coming to our house? GARBAGE-TAKING-OUT-IN-PANTIES TIME."

Football_5tar_JR 0


Omg he saw tummy and legs he prolly had dirty thoughts and is now going to sleep around wit erryone ya know. sucks 4 u.

Through all this chaos and havoc, I have only 1 question: Your mother gets drunk and the first thing she does is take out the garbage?

pics or it didn't happen :P

I just imagined this situation with my bf and my mom and...yea wow fhl and fyl lolol

was she wearing a bra?

EmmieIsMyName 0

obviously not, if she was in just black panties...

Ydi for not helping your alcoholic mother.

#20 fails. She's wearing nothing but panties. That means she didn't have a shirt. Plus since she was drunk she was probably acting like an idiot.

Tikwichka 5

ha! I love the drunk mum stories.

bubbarific 0

in Soviet Russia, panties wear you!

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

that's when you either laugh it off, pretend it's normal like, 'yeah that's my half naked mom so what?' OR back out of the driveway & spend the night at his place

EddieYoung1991 0


destinyisdead 5

bet he got a bonerXD

lol talk about a date bonus

How am I a fail I still don't see it as a big deal to see boobs. You'd better not go into an art gallery or google without kiddie block on if you think someone seeing your moms boobs is an fml.

dude chill maybe she just doesn't want her bf to picture her family as a bunch of freaks

well they shouldn't try to be something they're not. join a freak show

iSitt 0

if she's a Milf then it shows you have good genes

video or it didnt happen

jamieeeee 0


wallythedolly 0

#9-if she looked like you, then fhislife.

I_have_no_clue 0

61 ftw

16, just because she's a mylf, that doesn't make her a milf!

Bubbarific. Give. It. A. Rest. These jokes of yours are not funny anywhere on the planet. You're like, "Ooh, it's so cool... I'm the guy that stole someone else's joke and have made it my own thing for the past couple of weeks. I now have value." Sad and pathetic.

61, is your face as shit as your humour? Cos in that case, I totally understand the lack of profile photo, man, I really feel for ya. :

Grrrr82 0

trash can was full of beer cans and taco bell wrappers, had to be taken care of

J3RZ3Y 0

61 and 67 wins.... fatality soon???

dgaf247 0

cougar alert!

megamandude455 10

hey happyhak, what's your picture?

what are you all talking about, 9 is HOT. stupid people suck, stop being dumb.

if milf --> 3some if not, fyl...but maybe kinda hot? or still just a total fail

FMLcommenterGIRL 0

Him: Today, I went to my girlfriends house. When I pulled in the driveway I saw her old wrinkly mom taking out the garbage wearing nothing but lacy black panties. FML

lol/ur an ass @ 61. pure lol @ 67.

MhP_fml 0

wow. no1 has posted wincest yet. WINCEST

lol, I hate it when ppl with no pics harass ppl that actually have the decency to put one up, I mean like in mine that's actually me. but I'm a musician and I put that one up cuz of promotions and fun ;)

I love how there be so many Aussies postnatal :D

postin* bloddy iPod and anti-flood

metalfan333 0

pics or it didnt happen xD

Laxer21 0

ydi for saying mum.

this never would have happened if op took the garbage out like she was asked before she left with her bf....

Thats pretty sick! to see you mom like that! and its also embarrising! I feel sorry for you! FYL :D

wonder what he was thinking or if he was staring. :d

o wow that's suks dick

schwancy 2

so has he called you back yet? . . .

He most likely called the mom.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Shouldn't it be "shined"? I wonder if your mom had the ol' 'deer-in-the-headlights' look.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Shone works better than shown...

perdix 29

Did someone call a doctor? M. D. Threesome just showed up!

haha 8. sucks for you op

wow.. that's unexpected.