Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
I'm never reading FML while I eat again.
Elmoo_fml 16
I hope the customer understood...
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Comments (87)
perdix 31
Did you make the sale? I hope you did and got a nice, fat tip for the spontaneous piece of performance art you displayed. What did you do for an encore?
coffee_man900 16
Here comes lunch... Braaaaaaakkk! Okay, so it sounded better in my head. :)
dtemple1110 6
Better than puking on him/her. This person doesn't know what you're choking on.
cuddlebunny3548 11
At least you didn't vomit ON the customer.
linkinpark98 24
Oh geez... I'm not even eating, and this made me lose all sense of appetite. :S But I hope you feel better, OP!
ArtemisLee 0
What meeting could be that important that u cudnt excuse your self to vomit??
omzz05 2
Idiot just tell the customer u had to use the bathroom ydi
fsamslife92 8
Yes, because this is a very realistic course of action. Vomit is considerate enough to wait until OP has time to excuse herself and get to a bathroom before it comes up.
omzz05 2
No if u feel nausea in that matter y excuse yourself idiot
keshaforever1 14
What if his body gave him no warning he was going to vomit? He couldn't do anything then :I
Epiqness 0
YDI for swallowing and not spitting.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Then the customer would have seen him vomit, filed a complaint, and got OP fired. Plus, there are Security cameras everywhere. Think, Dumbass.
stewpididiot 11
..'instinctively swallowed'... That's hella funny !
butterflyz1961 2
Swallowing it would have made me throw up more. ilk.