By h0308 - 8/9/2009 09:07 - United Kingdom
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
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By  plexico  |  3

Sexy! He's probably thinking bloaf.

Look, give him your number, e-mail, address, list of turn-ons, etc. and insist he present you with his cleaning bill to free him of your spew. If you are at least presentable, you'll probably get a date out of this because he will feel sorry for you.

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  plexico  |  3

Don't be too discouraged by getting crushed at Scrabble. To be really good you have to commit to memory words that practically aren't words. If you use a word that nobody knows and you have to explain the word, it it really a word?

It's a good thing you played online, that way the gloating loser can't fart in your face. That was a bad date strategy.

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  Intoxicunt  |  5

Yeah, I played against the computer instead of a person. That way, they can't type "*Farts in your face*" either. I'm just not creative. My thought process is "Hmm, I have all these letters that don't make words. I guess my word is going to be 'to'."
I thought farting in someone's face was a great date strategy, especially if it isn't the first date. Damn prudes. :)