Work: Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours...

By h0308 - 08/09/2009 09:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML

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By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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By vomitgirl - 28/04/2015 05:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

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By Ammile - 25/12/2018 04:00

Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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By FedExMan - 11/08/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

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By militarywife2b - 14/12/2009 20:23 - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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By ihatethisjob - 27/09/2013 08:18 - United States - Romulus

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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whyowhy26 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:45

cant you KNOW when you're about to puke? i always can and am, if not fully, at least halfway upto the bathroom by the time i actually vomit...

john_bell 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:32

Well when you don't feel well don't go to work, understand?

Comments

roundnproud 7

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:31

Nice going there.

lexilovesyou 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:21

Ahaha, Bummmmer.

tyhillman 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:53

He just doesn't know how to talk to women haha.

A83_fml 18

Friday 11 September 2009 1:40

at least you've got an original ice-breaker right there...

john_bell 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:32

Well when you don't feel well don't go to work, understand?

Kielnmsoftly 26

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:24

Some people can't.

cyberpimp 4

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:34

LOL I bet she felt worse

youthink_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:36

Last night's dinner was digested a long time ago.

helloprettyladee 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:54

Not if it was making her sick. After an apparent attempt to digest it, it stews in OP's stomach until the body finally decides to excrete it in another way. ;-)

youthink_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:59

unless there's a blockage, yes, it goes on it's way.

whyowhy26 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:45

cant you KNOW when you're about to puke? i always can and am, if not fully, at least halfway upto the bathroom by the time i actually vomit...

plexico 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:47

Sexy! He's probably thinking bloaf. Look, give him your number, e-mail, address, list of turn-ons, etc. and insist he present you with his cleaning bill to free him of your spew. If you are at least presentable, you'll probably get a date out of this because he will feel sorry for you.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:05

You can do that? Just give your list of turn-ons to someone and expect them to comply? I'll have to try that. Let's see, I'll start with Jeopardy. :]

plexico 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:44

What is Something I Like to Do for $200? HAHAHA ;)

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:41

Hahaha. Nice one. I fail at Jeopardy, so I'll leave it to you. Apparently I fail at Scrabble too, as I found out today online. =/

plexico 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:04

Don't be too discouraged by getting crushed at Scrabble. To be really good you have to commit to memory words that practically aren't words. If you use a word that nobody knows and you have to explain the word, it it really a word? It's a good thing you played online, that way the gloating loser can't fart in your face. That was a bad date strategy.

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:36

Yeah, I played against the computer instead of a person. That way, they can't type "*Farts in your face*" either. I'm just not creative. My thought process is "Hmm, I have all these letters that don't make words. I guess my word is going to be 'to'." I thought farting in someone's face was a great date strategy, especially if it isn't the first date. Damn prudes. :)