By h0308 - / Tuesday 8 September 2009 09:07 / United Kingdom
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Sexy! He's probably thinking bloaf. Look, give him your number, e-mail, address, list of turn-ons, etc. and insist he present you with his cleaning bill to free him of your spew. If you are at least presentable, you'll probably get a date out of this because he will feel sorry for you.


Don't be too discouraged by getting crushed at Scrabble. To be really good you have to commit to memory words that practically aren't words. If you use a word that nobody knows and you have to explain the word, it it really a word? It's a good thing you played online, that way the gloating loser can't fart in your face. That was a bad date strategy.


Yeah, I played against the computer instead of a person. That way, they can't type "*Farts in your face*" either. I'm just not creative. My thought process is "Hmm, I have all these letters that don't make words. I guess my word is going to be 'to'." I thought farting in someone's face was a great date strategy, especially if it isn't the first date. Damn prudes. :)

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