Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
I'm never reading FML while I eat again.
Elmoo_fml 16
I hope the customer understood...
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Comments (87)
kuges 0
Haha it happens... Sorry :(
sliz225 6
You are a brave person. Way to show the dedication to the job.
Tempest559 12
That's ******* gross
tine1040 7
At least you could hold it back long enough to excuse your self, if I had the feeling to vomit I have to run to the bathroom. I can't hold it back at all. Sorry for the mental picture.
PinkFun1969 9
Good God Man!
tennisrapper1 14
Chickenwalrus - WTF type of profile picture is THAT??? XD
Sikander_fml 1
he must have water in his mouth
agreedtodisagree 4
That is beautiful except for the vomit part.
Fricktion 3
'Instinctively swallowed' you say?! My kinda woman!!
laurenmacias 0
That's pleasant