FML : Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I...

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Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML

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By MondayonaTuesday - / Friday 15 September 2017 20:00 /

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By jfsiv | 17

#7541541 - Friday 15 September 2017 20:12

"It's just a little bit, they'll never notice..." trust me, they noticed.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7541539 - Friday 15 September 2017 20:06

I hope your presentation was about tissue paper and how it doesn't work so well on cleaning up leftover vomit.

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7541539 - Friday 15 September 2017 20:06

I hope your presentation was about tissue paper and how it doesn't work so well on cleaning up leftover vomit.

By jfsiv | 17

#7541541 - Friday 15 September 2017 20:12

"It's just a little bit, they'll never notice..." trust me, they noticed.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7541545 - Friday 15 September 2017 20:27

What's with all the throwing up FMLs suddenly?

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Lalala579121 | 27

#7541568 - Friday 15 September 2017 21:53

The FML staff threw up all over the site, so they have to compensate somehow.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7541546 - Friday 15 September 2017 20:27

Man, that blows chunks.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7541563 - Friday 15 September 2017 21:39

At least it won’t be a bored room — more like a repulsed room.

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7541571 - Friday 15 September 2017 21:54

I would think you could have sucked it up, but no you had to practice projection.

By Seymore Collins | 7

#7542367 - Monday 18 September 2017 9:19

You still went through with it? Hardcore.

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