By MondayonaTuesday - 15/09/2017 20:00

Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML
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"It's just a little bit, they'll never notice..." trust me, they noticed.

I hope your presentation was about tissue paper and how it doesn't work so well on cleaning up leftover vomit.

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I hope your presentation was about tissue paper and how it doesn't work so well on cleaning up leftover vomit.

"It's just a little bit, they'll never notice..." trust me, they noticed.

What's with all the throwing up FMLs suddenly?

The FML staff threw up all over the site, so they have to compensate somehow.

Man, that blows chunks.

At least it won’t be a bored room — more like a repulsed room.

I would think you could have sucked it up, but no you had to practice projection.

You still went through with it? Hardcore.