Damned freshmen

By CRC - 23/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 297
You deserved it 2 421

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Damn freshman, cant even microwave noodles...



Freshman hazing is going to be just that much worse for that kid. :(

ultrabigasstaco 10

The same thing happened to me. Except we didn't need a fireman

I did this too with oatmeal once. I was also in 4th grade. But my friends still like to tell the story.

I've done that before when I was trying to multitask. The heat from the blackened macaroni melted the bottom of the bowl to the turntable.

HetaliaFreak 10

I once put a hot dog in for ten minutes instead of one when I was little. Suffice to say, the whole kitchen smelled like burned hot dog for a week.

35 please take your picture at an angle not as revealing. And what idiot cant microwave packaged food? Even instructions are posted.

37 - I can't, I'm illiterate. :(

ShroomsOnAcid 16

37, That's irrelevant to the discussion. Please mind your own business.

36- Hotdogs are much better when cooked in oven instead of boild in water. "I'm going to teach you it's not ok to be a freshmen!"

blackheart24 10

37- Don't be such a prude. You're on the internet, not everything is lollipops and flowers. If you read her comment, she was multitasking. Everyone makes mistake when multitasking.

Firemen always make things way worse than it is, they do way unnecessary things just to seem like they do something important when there isn't a fire. It's stupid really.

Are you my roommate?

37 - She obviously did it for a reason.

Freshmen. Can't even make fresh food. See what I did there? ;D

Lesson learned

Lesson learned

Lesson learned

Lesson learned

Damn freshman, cant even microwave noodles...

bossroyd 4

Stupidity has reached a new low

Doesn't take alot to get into college..

Haha. I literally have done the same thing before.

EasyMac aren't noodles.

I've done that same thing! but I took it out of the microwave and threw it in the sink.

El agua.

bitchslapped22 14

Congratulations, you know the spanish word for water

XxAqwa13xX 6

No, in Spanish its agua, not aqua

The_Troller 14

Aqua is Latin for "water". We get words like "aquanaut" and "aquatic" from it.

Edit: wrong place :D But while I'm here, acqua is also Italian (but with a C).

futtbuck101 1

Me gusta.

It's la agua not el agua. Translators aren't always right.

Actually, "agua" is a feminine noun but you use el for the singular: el agua, las aguas. This is typical of feminine nouns beginning with an accented 'a' and it's a phonetic thing, avoiding the running together of the two a's.

Stupid freshman...

His mom must have made all of his meals.

That. Is. Perfect.

That's why boys don't belong in the kitchen...

bernie138456 0

You'd be surprise what guys can cook. My man is able to cook stuffed pork chops,Korean hot wings, homemade spaghetti with sauce he's made the night before and so forth. It's not a matter that guys can't cook,most are just too lazy to learn.

JinxosGirl87 0

My BF who went to culinary school does! :)

dadof2 4

did anyone think drugs or alchol might be involved

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Hooray for men who cook! I'm lucky as well, because I can only cook as far as mixing a couple of things in a bowl. But my excuse is that food is healthier when it's raw anyway.

Idiot freshman...

Yay for new adjectives! :D?

****** frosh

I would be so pissed I would beat him up.

twinny_sc 13

Freshmen=Getting drunk and/or high and forgetting how to microwave noodles.

tylersign 11

NOW do you see why we say women belong in the kitchen? It's my derogative! It's logical!

tylersign 11

My god. How did that even happen. Not my, *not*.

You might note that the OP is female and the freshman was in her dorm, therefore unless they mix sexes it's safe to assume the freshman is also female, thus invalidating your argument.

tylersign 11

It clearly says "he". Bye.