Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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Welshite 39
Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.
tehdarkness 21
Time to split the cost perhaps?
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Comments (185)
Zombie_Sea_Otter 9
What a dumb ass.... Blow it on the tummy.
maggiefox 25
Stick to oral.
Canureadthis 4
but a new boyfriend is priceless
jimmywithsalt 19
Okay, they're not THAT expensive. And some clinics hand them out for free. He's probably just trying to manipulate you into having unprotected sex. DON'T DO IT.
Euphrates 10
condoms are too expensive and your to cheap _ is what he meant
kyla_milan13 5
Uh why don't you just buy them and stop bitching.... :) lol jk. But seriously. If he can't buy them you can. And they kinda are!
krismarie1215 3
buy some then or get on the pill
hulopro 16
DO ANAL...
Jamaican_Domo 10
You can get a condom for 49¢ at the gas station, so that's a terrible excuse
Mrman1998 7
health departments are free?