By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML
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narrowords 18

The company manufacturers did that on purpose. They're laughing at you.

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revan546 24

A toaster can be lit on fire and some people will still be stupid enough to touch it, no matter what it says lol

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iBanana 17

....I don't think people would touch a flaming toaster under any circumstances

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MrSassypants 32

Yes, all toasters say that but this one didn't have to say it in such a sarcastic manner.

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ThatOneGuy719 16

I don't know where you got that OP said the toaster was on fire..

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zBLAKEz 23

I don't know where you got that someone said that OP said the toaster was on fire..

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Dman131 10

@18 I would go to the depths of hell to save my toaster strudel.

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iBanana 17

My toaster strudels never tell me they're hot...

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rocker_chick23 27

34: No one asked you to be an asshole.

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BootheGhost 6

Well, Strudels never brag about themselves, you know.

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narrowords 18

The company manufacturers did that on purpose. They're laughing at you.

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Jessj958 19

Along with everyone on FML!! I don't think anyone with sense would touch a toaster when it's on because we all know they're hot. Come on now!

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chinaski7628 32

Why wouldn't you wait for the toaster to cool down before you tried to read the writing?

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newzealand 28

Or be more sensible and clear the crumbs off with a metal knife

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Spyderbane 10

50. make sure it is plugged in. this way you have light inside so you can see

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