FML : Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The...

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Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML

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By Anonymous / Monday 7 April 2014 17:02 / Canada

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By RayneSmytson | 24

#5907772 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:54

Don't all toasters say that?

By narrowords | 18

#5907781 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:56

The company manufacturers did that on purpose. They're laughing at you.

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By RayneSmytson | 24

#5907772 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:54

Don't all toasters say that?

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revan546 | 24

#5907803 - Monday 7 April 2014 23:07

A toaster can be lit on fire and some people will still be stupid enough to touch it, no matter what it says lol

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iBanana | 17

#5907804 - Monday 7 April 2014 23:08

....I don't think people would touch a flaming toaster under any circumstances

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MrSassypants | 31

#5907866 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:10

Yes, all toasters say that but this one didn't have to say it in such a sarcastic manner.

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ThatOneGuy719 | 16

#5907881 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:31

I don't know where you got that OP said the toaster was on fire..

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zBLAKEz | 23

#5907956 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 2:20

I don't know where you got that someone said that OP said the toaster was on fire..

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wastedpenguin | 14

#5908060 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:08

this comment chain doe xD

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NinjaDitto623 | 14

#5908071 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:31

#61 Thanks for breaking it ._.

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Dman131 | 10

#5912075 - Saturday 12 April 2014 5:47

@18 I would go to the depths of hell to save my toaster strudel.

By iBanana | 17

#5907775 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:54

My toaster strudels never tell me they're hot...

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extremeranger1 | 8

#5907870 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:11

no one asked you

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rocker_chick23 | 27

#5907887 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:39

34: No one asked you to be an asshole.

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BootheGhost | 6

#5909644 - Wednesday 9 April 2014 22:19

Well, Strudels never brag about themselves, you know.

By EpicSquishii | 21

#5907780 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:56

*Thanks, Obama!

By narrowords | 18

#5907781 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:56

The company manufacturers did that on purpose. They're laughing at you.

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Jessj958 | 19

#5907997 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 3:40

Along with everyone on FML!! I don't think anyone with sense would touch a toaster when it's on because we all know they're hot. Come on now!

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SemiAuto | 21

#5908059 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:07

54, OP did.

By STEALTHHUNTER88 | 13

#5907782 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:57

Irony at its finest!

By wolfgold2 | 20

#5907783 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:57

Toasters are pretty sexy.

By weveallbeenthere | 30

#5907784 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:57

lol. I actually got a good laugh.

By RhineBl | 17

#5907785 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:57

Bad move.....

By chinaski7628 | 32

#5907788 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:58

Why wouldn't you wait for the toaster to cool down before you tried to read the writing?

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newzealand | 27

#5907976 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 2:49

Or be more sensible and clear the crumbs off with a metal knife

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Spyderbane | 10

#5908086 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:51

50. make sure it is plugged in. this way you have light inside so you can see

By it__happens | 17

#5907791 - Monday 7 April 2014 22:59

Little late huh?

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