By CamoElla - United States
Today, while babysitting, one of the boys fell on an exposed pipe and broke it. It spewed water five feet into the air, spread water across four rooms, and completely soaked another of the boys. Their parents had only left fifteen minutes before. FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

I don't mean to sound like a wet blanket and dampen your spirit or rain on your parade, but it looks like your babysitting career is all washed up. I'm sure moist of us have been in a similar situation. I won't shower you with insults, though. It's all just water under the bridge.

  mcaisse77  |  17

Cosmosis.... When you "fix" AngrehPirate's spelling, you should probably spell right too. That's a spelling people use on this thing called the Internet. Bate? Not a word. But bait is. And, your analogy is stupid. A shark would not eat him because he didn't spell angry right. It would probably eat you for being annoying. Even then, sharks rarely eat humans, they only go after humans if they are sick or confused. Please get your facts straight.

  AngrehPirate  |  0

Thanks for the defence guys ^.^, and i spelt 'angreh' like that on purpose since I thought it suited the pirate part. Please forgive my age, Brb getting fed to a shark.

  K_kanaka  |  26

Hey don't say that OP could be a great baby sitter. I mean what are the chances that the kid would fall on a expose water pipe that would then spew a five foot fountain, then proceed to soak four rooms, get the other kid wet all within a 15 minute time frame?

  bethyc4  |  26

Had OP been watching the kids properly it wouldn't have happened. Parents arnt trying to have a flooded house when they get home they just want someone responsible and prepared to watch over their child while they do what they gotta do. If you're a fail at your job might be a good idea to get a new job. Get it?

  xStaciexLynnx  |  15

Op may very well have been watching the kids. You can't be everywhere every second of your time with them. If the child went running and fell on the pipe it's not likely OP had time to stop him from falling...

  islander03  |  5

#19 i mean accidents happen, you dont know where it happened. i mean she could have been watching them play like you watch a young child play before they suddenly fall and hurt themselves. And an exposed pipe in the house? this was bound to happen she was just unlucky enough to have it happen on her watch. so don't be so quick to point fingers

  Furrywhiplash  |  14

Pentium_4, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Don't you dare even think about not going on FML after/while drinking!!!! It'll make for more entertaining comments. So please, go drink some more and come back.

  GoW_Chick  |  14

Why kill yourself after you kill the kids?
If you're going down the homicidal road why not see how many points you can rack up for all the people you take out, it's the only plausible solution.