GentlemanBastard

About Gentlemanbastard

You probably think that I'm a negative person, don't be so sure of it. I don't promote violence, I just encourage it.

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Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By florisvanlent - / Thursday 12 February 2009 16:17 / Netherlands

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By John - / Tuesday 21 October 2014 00:29 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, I volunteered to tutor a 17-year-old girl in science. I had to explain in detail of what the real Big Bang theory was, as she only knew about the show. Later, I heard I was reported by her because apparently, "I was trying to convert her to Scientology." I now know why she needed a tutor. FML

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You deserved it

By sushipanda9 - / Tuesday 21 October 2014 00:07 / United States - Gainesville

Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML

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You deserved it