By Anonymous - 21/05/2017 21:00 - Germany

Today, we were doing a group project in class. The girl I have a crush on came to ask me if I was alone and I said yes. She took the chair next to me and walked away. FML
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Regulate 21

Why didn't she just ask if the chair was free?

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OrchidKitten 21

She asked if he was alone, not if she could borrow the chair.

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cloudish 23

Seems like we Germans are quite good at unrequited crushes. I feel with you :/

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Regulate 21

Why didn't she just ask if the chair was free?

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zinoxity 23

Well because it could go something like this: Girl: Hey is this seat taken? OP: Nope *thinks to himself: yay she's going to sit with me* *Girl takes chair* *OP writes FML*

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Kurliez408 32

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OrchidKitten 21

She asked if he was alone, not if she could borrow the chair.

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RichardPencil 30

Translation: "I've noticed you ogling me. Don't even think about it."

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Tarlachia 33

"And so every rose has its thorns..."

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

dumm gelaufen...

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