Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
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exotica_fml
| 6
welll so much for that :/
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Maybe the OPs skin colour is the same as Voldemorts, that lovely pasty colour. You don't see Voldemort hanging out in the sun now, do you. Tsk.
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Keyman1212
| 14
That's because the sun is fucking scared of Voldemort. He's like the Chuck Norris of the wizarding world. And Harry is Bruce Lee from Return of the Dragon. It's a stretch. Deal with it.
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IceeCreamm
| 7
I guess your skin is an over-achiever
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In that case, 11, the OP must not be as terrifying as Voldemort/Chuck Norris and therefore should NOT have been in the sun because they're just the pasty disgusting baby thing Voldemort was before he became human.
OP you deserve it for being a nasty Voldemort baby.
OP you deserve it for being a nasty Voldemort baby.
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dolphincheddar
| 10
I smell a daywalker
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letsgoflyakite
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STORY OF MY LIFE
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UN1T3D
| 6
sounds like you got... BURNED!
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dolphincheddar
| 10
18. last time i checked voldemort was always a human, it's his death spell that reflected off Harry and hit him that made him like that.
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WeemanIsBack
| 3
So you look like me now?
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42- Because he split his soul into seven pieces he is no longer considered entirely human. :)
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dolphincheddar
| 10
51. so if he has no soul I guess he's a ginger.
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ChucktheNorris
| 0
that's mah skin color
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53; he must have been! If you've ever looked up "coppercab" on YouTube you'll see how the ginger kids feel about their "soulless" reputation ;) quite hilarious :)
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juicedboi
| 7
Get some ice for that "burnnnn".
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juicedboi
| 7
Get some ice for that "burnnnn".
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HolyHandGrenade
| 4
I find this FML quite amusing.
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puny74
| 0
stop saying his name!!!
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Tommananaze6T9
| 4
just cuz u put on spf 2 sunblock doesnt mean u wont get sunburnt
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iLikeWaffles155
| 5
What SPF was it?
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partyfool2011
| 4
SPF 400
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SPF Voldemort.
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jelmermcgee
| 8
spf-not good enough for gingers
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humzizzl3
| 0
SPF blow me gently
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Madiluvsyuh98
| 2
26-don't hate on gingers
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sxe_beast
| 11
...but gingers don't have souls?!
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Madiluvsyuh98
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why don't you get off your butt and stop watching south park!!!!
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UN1T3D
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36- lol. you mad? it's a joke get over it.
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dolphincheddar
| 10
someones obsessed with harry potter,
*cough* 24 *cough*
*cough* 24 *cough*
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Madiluvsyuh98
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40- you get over it
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JesusFishTaco
| 5
You mad, brah?
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43- Only because it's over. :'( And because I wish to continue my refrence from the previous comment. :)
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UN1T3D
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44- Because I'm mad about people poking fun at gingers, right?
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Madiluvsyuh98
| 2
youre weird....
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iSackismexy
| 0
spf 69
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theaws0m3guy
| 4
SPF -250
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wolflover44
| 5
AntiSPF! Make you burn faster!
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sxe_beast
| 11
I've actually never seen that Southpark episode. Its hilarious though because its true.
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authorkid
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26 I am a Ginger and I dont get sunburn a lot, and when I do it doesn't hurt
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PrickHead
| 0
thats why i use spf- chuck norris!
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fuhkinsupah
| 0
59 if your profile pic was 78's your comment would have been a lot better
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mcgugs
| 0
Well, clearly not SPF >9000..
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denisa_fml
| 5
lol fucking awesome
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mexicanpolarbear
| 2
SPF OVER 9000!
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edogy
| 0
121, I was going to say that and I was just looking for the bottom of the comments. Fucker. >:(
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chickunkey
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^Comment 108 was actually the first to say over 9000. Just thought I would let cha know.
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Kirashai
| 9
Murphy's Law.
Didn't you learn to reapply every two hours?
Didn't you learn to reapply every two hours?
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NastyNinja31
| 0
random thought: I have never seen somebody with a confirmed FML
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changesinme
| 0
probably was suntanning lotion instead of sunblock that he was using
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fashionistaGirll
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Oh well that sucks...
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NastyNinja31
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no it burns
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1002990
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it was probably like old or something.
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rayrayray23
| 1
maybe your old.
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edogy
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And you're like, dumb or something.
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jonmansheppard
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FYL!
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Laterial
| 3
About that tan you were working on...
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AngryCanadian
| 0
That dungeon tan... OP must be pale as fuck
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edogy
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8 your picture made me laugh uncontrollably.
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Madelinexo
| 6
Some people burn more easily then others, my mom gets burn even when she puts on high SPF. Re-apply?
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lalagurl11
| 6
wow you're as salty as grits
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rayrayray23
| 1
so are you.
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SadinSherman
| 16
What does that even mean?
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SirBedevere
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The proper way to apply sunblock is to bathe in it for at least 176 hours. If you do that you'll not only be protected from the sun, but possibly a nuclear blast.
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CS1Energypyre
| 18
This is where I wish we could favourite comments.
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LordGoober
| 13
That would even protect your bone marrow from burning.
Didn't you learn to reapply every two hours?