Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was one of five people called up to the front in class to receive a special notice from the school administration. The first four people received awards for outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML
Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
For ****'s sake. Some people just sweat a lot. That's all. It doesn't mean they don't wear deodorant, it doesn't mean they don't wear anti-perspirant, it doesn't mean they buy cheap versions of the aforementioned toiletries, it just means they got unlucky with the genes and sweat a lot more than other people. Grow up and accept that not everyone's body is the same, you silly people.
captainobvious07 0
awe damn dude that sucks. i sweat like that a lot too.. nervous tick. i just wear a lot of black and white shirts to cover it up. makes life kinda simple..everything matches!!
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Comments (115)
Chfanfiction 0
Wear deodorant, jeez.
nazooer 11
Agreed
padlarf 14
deodorant doesn't stop you from sweating
_marissa_ 0
deodourant doesn't stop sweating anti-persperant does
jadore_me 0
all of you are mean! it's not his fault obvo, gash just feel bad for him, little embarassing dontcha think?
Moy_fml 6
It's a girl.
BeiberFever 0
true.... but coconut oil makes sweat smell good
BoredReader88 5
Coconut oil doesnt make pit stains look good though
Cartera 10
94 please right that in English.
MrForgetable 0
104- write* Oh, the irony.
fyrtiosexarton 12
aw that sucks!
runescapescool 0
you deserved it for being a piglet oink oink swetty McFartknocker
minisquid 9
Your name is runescapeiscool. You are not entitled to an opinion.
randeep101 5
**** off
fuzzybrownbear 0
You should have out an entire layer of deodorant on, and by layer i mean keep applying until there is a protective barrier of white cream up and down your side
atmo___sphere 0
i'm totally doing it next time i wear a t-shirt that shows the sweat stains. because a thick layer of deodorant won't leave a stain
captainobvious07 0
amen.
captainobvious07 0
awe damn dude that sucks. i sweat like that a lot too.. nervous tick. i just wear a lot of black and white shirts to cover it up. makes life kinda simple..everything matches!!
famouslove 0
Ahh that sucks. Congrats though :).
yumgranolabar 5
That sucks, but at least you won a lot of awards!
16274692 0
least no toilet paper stuck to your foot/ripped trousers/tripped and rolled and hit head and had to be driven off to hospital.. thankfully, these haven't happened to me. :}
WFMS 0
That sucks. That's really all I can say
jeanii_fml 4
Aw, I'm sorry. :/
p0kegeek 4
who cares? you'll never see any of them again. do the same in college and you'll be on the road to success.