By stupidboys - United States
  Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
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ACTs are usually taken as a Jr. or Sr. in high school. They can be taken later but they usually don't regard your score after h.s. as highly as they do your in school one.
At least, this is what my old school counselor told me.

Op I was told the exact same thing. He said it to not hurt my feelings but it actually just hurt worse.


He's long gone by now. Left me with a baby though. Lol
So I think he deserves a little more than sticky notes. :P but that's a good start.

& can we draw dicks on the sticky notes?
Vainy, hairy diseased dicks?


Oh man. I'm still 8 months pregnant so he's got a lot of diapers coming to him. Plus the hundreds I've had to pay for said diapers & baby things. Haha he deserves every last veiny, hairy, post-it note dick he gets.

  leadman1989  |  15

Think bigger the Internet is your friend, we've got your back. Also what gender is the baby and do you have a name picked out? :)

He's the one missing out. Good luck.

  schpanki  |  11

RainbowHeadache, when that baby comes, you take good care of it and save all the diapers after you change it. Then, when you have around 25, you throw them at his car!

and when he comes to FML to complain WE ALL PRESS YDI!!! MWHAHAHA!


Thank you guys. :)
It's a boy & his name is Dexter Alexander.
No not named after either show. Lol

& 25 diapers would be a three day wait.
They go through about 8 a day. Give or take a few. I could have a dumpster truck full by the end of a few months. Then back up to his car & dump my kids presents all over it. Preferably while he's in the car so he has to get out & into the mess. :D

  _Oblivion_  |  12

i would start off pourung sugar into the gas tank, so its stuck on the screen and he cant have gas withought taking his car apart, and it soaks and disolves resulting in engine problems because of sugar+gas mix


We dated for almost three years and I got preg. He split saying he can't do the whole dad thing because it will ruin his life and he won't be able to go to college or do anything he wants to do. That enough story for you? You have such a vendetta against me, nutritionist. He even made the comment of "I've thought about pushing you down the stairs." and was dead serious.

  enonymous  |  8

It's ok we all will be the real father. There's nothing he can't learn on the Internet. Plus you have the added benefit that most of us are actual men(even some of the girls) instead of well... That thing that knocked you up. I need a nickname for him or something... 30 seconds of fury for a life time of love.

  RawrNom  |  0

rainbowheadache, you sound way too cool a person ( from your bio) to leave and it's totally his loss! you're going to have a little boy soon and even though the bad stuff is there ( nappies, crying, feeding) there's also all the good, and your ex is going to miss out on it all! he's a loser and you can better :)
btw, I get the dexter reference but Alexander? what's that got to do with tv? is it an American thing?
I hope you have a happy healthy baby :)
nice hair btw :) j

oh and OP, that sucks too! back massages for nothing... pfft!


Thank you very much. :)
I was saying either show because of the show Dexter and the show Dexters Laboratory. Ive already gotten quite a few "Oh like the show Dexter??!" from people when they find out his name. Alexander just fit really well as a middle name. I'm a picky namer. Haha

  krazy_glu3  |  0

I swear guys can be so stupid. Had my first boy a lil over a month before I turn 18. At first he wanted me to get an abortion but when I told him no he stepped up. Only to later to be talking to every other girl, going out with them, sending em pics. He says he got robbed of his teenage years.... So did I. He wasn't the one up all night watching a baby and going to school. We didn't live together so I did it on my own for a while. He got to sleep in on the weekends, sleep through the night, not have to change diapers. not sure how that stole his teenage years, it stole mine. Then we got married and had another baby 14 months later. Still talked to other girls, went out with them, etc. Some guys just don't grow up. Diiiivorrrrrce.

  BbqKirbyAnn  |  0

Yeh, every diaper. Every evening pour a Lil bit of gasoline on each one, put em in a paper bag and toss a match to it when you're far enough away to not get burned

  DocBastard  |  38

We don't? Fuck! You mean I have to tell my wife to stop giving them to me? Goddammit, why am I always the last to know?

You're an idiot and a threadjacker. Cut it out.

  Enslaved  |  36

Thread jacking is when a person replies to a comment but isn't responding to their comment. They just do it to be on top. It's like cutting in front of a long grocery line. Ballsy!

But "some" people I don't mind them doing it. Especially, the regular FUNNIER ones.

  leadman1989  |  15

Ok, well I try to be funny, and also try to reply to all comments but on my phone it's hard... hell even on my computer it's a little confusing...

I'm a little noob. :(

  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

It's like a Capri Sun.
You take and take and take. Then when you get to the last bit you squeeze every last bit of the Fruit Punch out before realizing you ain't getting shit from it anymore. Then it's tossed in the garbage and you grab a new one.