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Fruity

By Anonymous - 08/09/2023 17:00

Today, I'd tried to do my makeup in a natural way for my high school graduation. I don't have much experience, but I went for it anyway. Now, looking at the photos, I can see how fucking orange I looked at the party. FML

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Saturday 9 September 2023 4:28

Orange you glad you went to the reunion?

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can we see the picture😅

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Al310 3

Saturday 9 September 2023 1:15

can we see the picture😅

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Saturday 9 September 2023 4:26

You'll laugh about it one day I promise

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 9 September 2023 4:28

Orange you glad you went to the reunion?

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