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By cadillacfrank / Sunday 24 July 2011 21:01 / United States
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By  Sesh54  |  7

uhh......well worded and described I guess........

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By  Sesh54  |  7

uhh......well worded and described I guess........

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  NastyNinja31  |  0

i want to kno how do u kno way dry cat shut taste like

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  rein  |  8

Durian is actually considered a delicacy in Asia. I guess every nation has it's own weird food quirks, like snail eating in France & rattlesnake as a delicacy in Texas. Well, to each his own!

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  RobynL  |  0

I will have you know that durian tastes really sweet. so maybe it feels like pudding surrounding a seed, and it DOES smell very strong, hence the ban placed on it on many transport systems across Asia, because some people HATE durian, op in case. I, on the other hand, LOVE it. And yeah, I'm Asian, so maybe I don't count, but I have many caucasian friends from Australia and London, who have me searching out good durian everytime they come down, because thy absolutely adore it!! maybe the one op tried tastes like crap, considering the fact that he's in US, and the fruit was probably really really old or sth, since durian is only grown in tropical countries, and hence, disgusting. heck, I wouldn't even eat durian that's more than 3 days old. but if you get really good durian, it is really sweet tasting- freaking good. but people either love it or hate it.

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  soapscream  |  3

# 112 ur from Singapore thats why ur positive about it

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  PutItIn  |  8

The way I read it "Today, I was dared to eat cat shit made directly from satans hands. My reputation at eating animal feces was at stake. Until I opened it and I realized the cat ate chili. FML"

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Well, I'm from Singapore and I do love durian but that doesn't mean everyone does. But ye like #112 said, there are people from countries other than ASIA who love durians too. P.S You should try Durian puffs instead xD

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  Drigr  |  8

208- Canada is also predominately French. when I want there for vaca instead of the secondary Spanish I have grown accustomed to in the US it was French.

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  digibenho  |  0

222 check your sources... canada is more like US then france... imagine a cleaner and thiner US... and you get most of it.. but Quebec is a funny mix of france and that... and we may have SOME france heritage... its only in the quebec and its mostly gone... and frog legs are awesome... taste a bit like chicken wings.. and no we don't ride polar bears/live in igloos.

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  Mofozofo  |  3

I think from your part, being Canadian , you should know our history and also know that we come MAINLY from french descendence. For sure before english fucked em over

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  RobynL  |  0

dear #196, you're from Victoria, Canada, and I'm pretty sure your official language is English. so you really should learn to read. much love.

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  slinka  |  0

Now I'm not saying that no one has ever eaten rattlesnake in the history Texas, but I've lived in Texas my entire life and I've never heard of it being a delicacy nor do I know anyone who's eaten snake. and I know many old and young people in many different areas. hell, I'd say more seem to consider whataburger a delicacy. *wretch*

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  smashgrab  |  0

I've eaten rattlesnake before, and it's not a delicacy, believe me. It was disgusting. I've lived just north of Dallas all my life and only heard of one or two people who have eaten rattler.

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  kritz0  |  10

Uhm....English and French are both official languages of Canada. Yes the west is more predominantly English, while the mainland east is very French. But, a FYI, most people from FRANCE themselves do not like the type of people in French Quebec either..... So... I guess everyone, except for they themselves have a dislike for them. LOL.

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  omgcookeys  |  15

388, I had it when I was young too! and I'm also Asian. it's awesome sweet and I actually like the smell! but to people that think "oh she's Asian, they just like that kinda stuff" not all Asians like it, my sister HATES it.

By  tiajwilson  |  2

could it have been worse?

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  The_Weirdo  |  10

2012

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  Bakayarou_fml  |  0

Hiroshima and Nagasaki, war, mid-east massacres, civil wars, America's quest for peace, terrorism, plague, aids, world hunger, child cruelty, animal cruelty, I could go on and on..

By  8sq  |  13

I'm sorry that Satan himself just HAD to regurgitte it

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durian is actually the most amazingly delicious fruit but it's death for your nose. Once you get through 3 or 4 bites the smell isn't so bad and then it's just amazing to eat.

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  omgcookeys  |  15

it tastes freaking awesome. it doesn't smell too bad to me but I gotta say, I love it. when I was little, it was my favorite food! it is absolutely delicious!

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

my ex (yes I'm going to bring up an ex again) would go crap like this often in the army. once in Iraq he ate a camel spider, another time a wasps nest :/. all because he "had to have his men respect him"

By  rate_ya  |  0

wat is durian?

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  NastyNinja31  |  0

fuck my iPod autocorrect

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  omgcookeys  |  15

an absolutely delicious fruit that I would eat anywhere, who cares about the stench? it's not horrible, it tastes VERY sweet and has a soft creamy texture if a durian is what I think it is. (a large fruit that's yellow inside and spiky on the outside)

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  DrewsFML  |  8

A spiky fruit with the flavor of at least three cheesecakes, the luxuriously smooth consistency of fine hand-spun silk, and the spectacularly putrid smell of untold millions of rancid corpses rotting in the bowels of hell.

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  jamaymay92  |  0

it's a stinky fruit. smells awful and tastes awful. supposedly, if u cook it right, it turns edible

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  guckylynn  |  19

220, a 14 year old should not have an iPod. just saying. and no one cares if you love an emotionally abusive fictional character that has no literary depth. go read a real freaking book.

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  frozenshake  |  5

63- yup, it's an acquired taste (I guess) it smells like rotting flesh and tastes kind of like a cross between banana and... apple. or mango xD I don't really remember cause I don't really like it, but my parents love it...

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  omgcookeys  |  15

217, it can be eaten raw, it's edible without cooking it. you're allowed to eat it without cooking it. I survived. I was like younger than 7 when I first had it, without cooking it. it tastes awesome, don't judge purely on the smell. it actually tastes like ice cream if you freeze it!

By  mozeltov  |  7

but how did it taste? that's the real question

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  _Sophia_  |  14

It's the most disgusting fruit thing known to man. It literally smells like a toilet that houses rotting bodies. However some people seem to love the stuff. Insane people.

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  kritz0  |  10

All I see you commenting on is the smell. Have you ever actually TRIED the fruit, to know the reason why you would call people who eat it crazy?

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  velvel  |  7

I've eaten it. it's thick and sweet and smells funny (but just tastes thick and sweet). definitely not cat shit, but maybe not everyone's cup of tea. I personally don't even find the smell offensive, and I never had it as a kid. it's not my favorite fruit, it's ehhh on the same scale as grapes for me.

By  aguin8  |  0

one of the funniest things I've read.. made me lol

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  lmaoatall  |  6

how about a little hitler puss cat shit? I think I have enough to go around! if not, I have some pussy tootsies in my box! consider it like almond rocha. mmmmmm

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  longchow  |  8

it is definitely NOT jackfruit but looks similar to one on the outside but with much wider thorns and a soft yellow edible portion on the inside. it has a strong scent (I actually think it smells sweet, too sweet) and tastes good as well (if fresh and not frozen/old).

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