mpsteve137
Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Apologetic
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
imsorry
Oakland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
SORRY!
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Anonymous
Boone, United States
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Anonymous
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, I realized I apologize too often as I said I was sorry to my boyfriend as he broke up with me. I apologized for being sad and making him feel bad. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
AirOne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML
migsman
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
rockefoe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What have you done this time?
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
izzie
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sex
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Top comments
moviegirl6 5
You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.
newbiehere99 6
Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...
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Comments (68)
moviegirl6 5
You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.
zachherbert 10
Doesn't matter had s..... *sneaker thrown at face, stopping me from continuing*
zachherbert 10
Doesn't matter, had s.... *sneaker smashes into face, stopping me from continuing this stupid Meme*
MindFreakazoid 10
My shoe!! Ah. Well. At least it stopped that meme. Good job, shoe!
rallets 23
well now that he threw his pair of shoes: doesnt matter, had sex. come at me.
Goldenchest 14
OH MY GOD!! ..is the sneaker okay?
l23VIVE 17
**** you Rallets
madcappd 4
10 - Who throws a shoe? Honestly...
GroovyGravy 7
Where are my shoes?
Devyn44 1
You made my entire life. Sole reason I made an account.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Sorry...
zachherbert 10
You better be sorry! How dare you!
rekege 18
Try to think of what you're apologizing for, and when you're about to say "Sorry", ask her if it feels good/what doesn't. Knowing what turns her on will boost your ego as well as hers. Everybody deserves great sex, so work on it together. Good luck! :)
zachherbert 10
What's gonna work? Team work!
ThisBiatchFMLs 5
im trying to think of what thats from haha
Chingy892987 14
The Wonder Pets :D
TriflingAllDay 6
Wait.. Wait.. Wait. Does everyone deserve great sex? Are you sure..
Sarah__917 14
Eeeeeee??
zachherbert 10
I'm confused. Are you asking a question?
IsAbElLiCiA20 6
E - Is even more than anyone that you adore!
eeeeeeee 5
You called?
TriflingAllDay 6
What the ****.
dxdd123 1
77 - Not you. You have 8 e's and no E in the beginning.
PenguinSwag47 0
77 - You just made my day.
AbbyAbyss 5
Eeee. Eeeeee, eeeee ee eeee.
Devyn44 1
You made my entire life. Sole reason I made an account.
manyourlifesucks 0
Lololol making an account just for a big laugh... Lol thats fml. Awesome
jackassiddy 8
Sorry for giving you all those orgasms! ... is what you probably aren't saying.
zachherbert 10
Sorry my penis is to big....is what he wishes he was saying.
sarahlouise0506 10
Are you going to comment on every single comment possible? You done this on the last FML too!
zachherbert 10
Is there a problem with that? Each and every one of my comments has been about the FML or the comment, and I try to be semi funny. I see nothing wrong in this.
ManInTheMachine 20
Ignore them zach. Most people on this site have their share of haters...you can tell that's exactly what they are when they use the following: -You try too hard -Stop commenting -You're desperate -Does getting thumbed up really mean that much to you? ...etc. Just keep doing your thing, and don't be bothered by them.
maz255 10
Yeah dont worry Zach, theyre big bootied bitches..
spazz666 18
#68, I'm confused. Since when is being a big booty bitch a bad thing? (I'm just saying, the wording is very awkward for an insult.)
maz255 10
Who said it was an insult?......;}
l23VIVE 17
Man you are so right, and I feel sorry that any time you defend someone you automatically are kissing their ass... I know you aren't and that is what matters!!!
newbiehere99 6
Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...
zachherbert 10
Sorry I got you pregnant and your dad beat me to a pulp....
baubabe05 3
Hahaha you got that from a FML about dropping a girl on the coffee table a couple days ago! Loll
ThisBiatchFMLs 5
thank you captain obvious
Llamacod 11
no, I beloved he is talking about the fml where the guy gets thrown against the wall and sucker punched into oblivion by a 200 pound ex marine turned body builder for getting the daughter pregnant.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Sorry that I dropped you through a bed.
QQmore_fml 18
#97 sounds like a movie starring The Rock.
bertman21 5
Sorry for throwing you on the bed and falling right through
Pentium_4 27
i'm sure that makes her dry up quickly
dude1122332 9
And I'm the towel.(;
MissMae93 23
8 - That doesn't make any sense.
AbbyAbyss 5
64- It's a sexual FML...
RainingDaydreams 0
Might want to work on that a bit.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Apologize for saying sorry to much
Wicked361 8
Sorryception!!!!!! Sorry for saying sorry... Sorry for saying sorry to that other sorry!!!!
fordman22 0
Sorry about your penis size? Sorry about not gettin her off? Whats to be sorry about durin sex? Coitus!
funnytruth 0
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